Disclaimer: I don't own 4-H, Star Wars, LotR, or any of their characters .
I do own the characters, Darth Warious, and Commander Rogue Dragon.
A Random day for Darth Warious and company. By Darth Warious
It was another boring 4-H science team meeting. My best friend Commander Rogue Dragon was there. Along with my Sith brother Darth Maul, and elven keeper Haldir. I brought a pad of paper originally intended for drawing, but instead was used for the following conversation.
Darth W: I am bored.
Darth M: So?
W: Your no help 'brother'.
M: You dragged me to this for what reason again?
W: Your more fun to talk with if I turn evil. Elf boy here doesn't seem to appreciate our ways.
CRD: What are you two talking about?
W: Nothing we're bored.
H: You should be paying attention.
W & CRD: Shut up!
(A/N: Commander doesn't like elves; I just like trying to annoy them.)
CRD: Can I join in?
W: You already have joined. Welcome to the Nightmare!
M: Calm down Warious, the meeting only just started.
W:*pouts* oh fine. Hey Maul, since we're the only people that can really see you, will you show off some of your saber skills for Commander.
M: *shakes his head and moves off to a wider space* CRD: Cool!
W: Yeah Darth Maul is the best!
CRD: *sneakily* better than the elf?
W: Yes. Way better.
H: What?!? No he is not!
CRD: Kyp Durron could beat Darth Maul.
W: No way. Vader could beat Durron, Dooku beat Vader, and Darth Maul could have beat Dooku. Both Maul and the 'elf' have beaten me.
H: And I could beat Maul if I wanted to.
W: Yeah, if you could work a lightsaber. Ha ha ha. (A/N: Elves can't seem to handle lightsabers)
M: Since you two are busy talking to each other I'm going to stop "demonstrating my saber skills".
W: Whatever. *listens briefly to the meeting going on off paper*
M: Heads up! Warlord Zsinj is here. (A/N: Read Aaron Allston's X-Wing books)
CRD: Why is he here?
W: I have no idea. *to Zsinj* Hey! What are you doing here? I thought I locked you in the dog crate before I left.
Z: I'm not stupid like dogs are. I unlocked the door. As to why I'm here, I've come to talk to General Antilles.
CRD & W: He's not here. Go Away.
CRD: Too bad Zsinj. He stayed home today.
W: *to CRD* he hates meetings of course he didn't show up.
CRD: But he doesn't have to know that.
Meanwhile Zsinj was rambling on about why I shouldn't have locked him in the dog crate. We are ignoring him.
W: Blah blah blah blah blah, That's all they do in these meetings! So bored.falling into.dark side.influence. Going.bad!
H: Warious behave. Remember what happened last time you did this?
W:*now evil* what happened?
H: *whispers something in my ear*
W: *turning red* Okay not going too be evil. I don't want that to happen again.
H: Drat.
CRD: *looks suspicious but says nothing yet*
Z: *still ranting*
M: *is contemplating on how to shut Zsinj up*
W: Shut up Zsinj and go away if you're not going to be helpful.
Zsinj: *pouts* Fine I'll leave. Be that way! *leaves*
W: What a baby! How did he ever make warlord in the first place?
CRD: Bribes, lots of bribes.
W: That explains it.
CRD: What happened last time you went dark?
W: None of your business.
CRD: Come on. Tell me please?
W: *turning red again* NO NO NO!
CRD: *turns to Haldir* What? *glares lasers at him*
H: I'm not telling.
W: Hey, you just talked to him!
CRD: You weren't giving me any answers.
W: Hey look, the meetings ended! See ya later! *bolts to the door to escape further interrogation*
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A/N: Thanks for reading. Reviews please. If you want more daily life with two Sith and an elf please say so with your reviews.
A Random day for Darth Warious and company. By Darth Warious
It was another boring 4-H science team meeting. My best friend Commander Rogue Dragon was there. Along with my Sith brother Darth Maul, and elven keeper Haldir. I brought a pad of paper originally intended for drawing, but instead was used for the following conversation.
Darth W: I am bored.
Darth M: So?
W: Your no help 'brother'.
M: You dragged me to this for what reason again?
W: Your more fun to talk with if I turn evil. Elf boy here doesn't seem to appreciate our ways.
CRD: What are you two talking about?
W: Nothing we're bored.
H: You should be paying attention.
W & CRD: Shut up!
(A/N: Commander doesn't like elves; I just like trying to annoy them.)
CRD: Can I join in?
W: You already have joined. Welcome to the Nightmare!
M: Calm down Warious, the meeting only just started.
W:*pouts* oh fine. Hey Maul, since we're the only people that can really see you, will you show off some of your saber skills for Commander.
M: *shakes his head and moves off to a wider space* CRD: Cool!
W: Yeah Darth Maul is the best!
CRD: *sneakily* better than the elf?
W: Yes. Way better.
H: What?!? No he is not!
CRD: Kyp Durron could beat Darth Maul.
W: No way. Vader could beat Durron, Dooku beat Vader, and Darth Maul could have beat Dooku. Both Maul and the 'elf' have beaten me.
H: And I could beat Maul if I wanted to.
W: Yeah, if you could work a lightsaber. Ha ha ha. (A/N: Elves can't seem to handle lightsabers)
M: Since you two are busy talking to each other I'm going to stop "demonstrating my saber skills".
W: Whatever. *listens briefly to the meeting going on off paper*
M: Heads up! Warlord Zsinj is here. (A/N: Read Aaron Allston's X-Wing books)
CRD: Why is he here?
W: I have no idea. *to Zsinj* Hey! What are you doing here? I thought I locked you in the dog crate before I left.
Z: I'm not stupid like dogs are. I unlocked the door. As to why I'm here, I've come to talk to General Antilles.
CRD & W: He's not here. Go Away.
CRD: Too bad Zsinj. He stayed home today.
W: *to CRD* he hates meetings of course he didn't show up.
CRD: But he doesn't have to know that.
Meanwhile Zsinj was rambling on about why I shouldn't have locked him in the dog crate. We are ignoring him.
W: Blah blah blah blah blah, That's all they do in these meetings! So bored.falling into.dark side.influence. Going.bad!
H: Warious behave. Remember what happened last time you did this?
W:*now evil* what happened?
H: *whispers something in my ear*
W: *turning red* Okay not going too be evil. I don't want that to happen again.
H: Drat.
CRD: *looks suspicious but says nothing yet*
Z: *still ranting*
M: *is contemplating on how to shut Zsinj up*
W: Shut up Zsinj and go away if you're not going to be helpful.
Zsinj: *pouts* Fine I'll leave. Be that way! *leaves*
W: What a baby! How did he ever make warlord in the first place?
CRD: Bribes, lots of bribes.
W: That explains it.
CRD: What happened last time you went dark?
W: None of your business.
CRD: Come on. Tell me please?
W: *turning red again* NO NO NO!
CRD: *turns to Haldir* What? *glares lasers at him*
H: I'm not telling.
W: Hey, you just talked to him!
CRD: You weren't giving me any answers.
W: Hey look, the meetings ended! See ya later! *bolts to the door to escape further interrogation*
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A/N: Thanks for reading. Reviews please. If you want more daily life with two Sith and an elf please say so with your reviews.