Are You Gonna Hit me or Not?
A parody on the song: Are you Gonna Kiss me or Not?
We were sittin up high on a skyscraper roof
You were tryin to get me to talk
With the smell of the city below, I was rather aloof
And all you could do was balk.
Oh, but you were so tough, so was I
Maybe that was why, you thought it hard to believe
When I smiled and spit in your eye as I seethed,
"Are you gonna hit me or not?"
Are you gonna kill me or what?
You know you hate me a lot
But you're 'bout to miss your shot
Are you gonna hit me or not?
That was the worst dang punch that I've ever felt
Except for the series of ones after that
You messed with the thing that held up your pants
Thank goodness that you're so fat.
So I took a chance
Gave you a good glare, and struggled to get my hands free
And I smiled real big
Just to see if you'd give, as I screamed,
Are you gonna hit me or not?
I know you hate me a lot.
Try to give it your best shot.
Are you gonna kill me or what?
Are you gonna hit me or not?
So, you laid the plan out right in front of my face
From your boss's name to the crime
As you proceeded to pace, heard a voice behind,
Then you turned on a dime
When your boss said "waste him"
I grinned, so did you, then you pressed that gun to my chest
Then I spit in your face so you'd know what I meant as I pressed,
Are you gonna hit me or not?
Are you gonna kill me or what?
You're real close to missing your shot
I ain't never gonna stop,
Are you gonna hit me or not?
Are you gonna hit me or not?