Bellatrix Lestrange Apparated with a Ministry of Magic officer under an Invisibility Cloak in the middle of a Muggle mall. She was gagged and tied and blindfolded. He removed a few spells from her and added a few. Then, after removing her gags, he vanished.

Bellatrix stood up and screamed, long and loud that many Muggle bystanders stared at her; she was in the very center of the mall. Her voice was too hoarse for actual words, but she kept on making horrible faces and pointing her finger at all of them and then glancing down at her attire. She was now wearing a pink T-shirt that said "I'm a Barbie girl wink wink" with a huge pasty yellow smiley face in the middle and some bellbottom jeans. On her feet were the most deformed UGG boots one had ever seen. The teenagers whispered and snickered about her choice of hideous fashion.

Anyways Bellatrix screamed and jumped up and down and bit people and tried to attack everybody, once knocking a McDonalds worker and highschool dropout unconscious but she no longer had her powers as the Ministry of Magic broke her wand. The Muggles thought she was insane so they called 911, but she ran away on all fours like a gorilla and would pound her chest once in awhile. The police came and took her to a zoo but they didn't want her there so they got their mental patient a job at Disneyland as one of the characters dressed up in a suit so no one could see her hideous face.

Then one day Hermione and Ron took their children to Disneyland and wondered why the Eeyore kept on jumping up and down and screaming at everybody. They decided to never visit again.

The end; a very random one shot xD I got bored