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Background: The Muster of Rohan is taking place
I'll Make a Man Out of You Lyrics: David Zippel Altered lyrics: Darth Warious
King Théoden: Let's get down to business - to defeat the Orcs Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You're the smallest bunch I ever met But you can bet before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Éomer: Swifter than all riders Quicker than them all Once you find your commander Report to him You're an unorganized, pathetic lot You haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man out of you
Aragorn: I'm never gonna take a bath
Random Soldiers: Say good-bye to those who knew me Boy, I was a fool in school for cutting gym The guy's got to take a bath
Éowyn: Hope he doesn't see right through me
Merry: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
(Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the darkside of the moon
Aragorn, Théoden, and Éomer: Time is racing toward us till the Orcs arrive Heed our every order and you might survive
Théoden and Éomer to Éowyn and Merry: You're unsuited for the rage of war So pack up, go home you're through We cannot make a man out of you
(Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the darkside of the moon
(Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the darkside of the moon
A/N: Reviwes please
Background: The Muster of Rohan is taking place
I'll Make a Man Out of You Lyrics: David Zippel Altered lyrics: Darth Warious
King Théoden: Let's get down to business - to defeat the Orcs Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You're the smallest bunch I ever met But you can bet before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Éomer: Swifter than all riders Quicker than them all Once you find your commander Report to him You're an unorganized, pathetic lot You haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man out of you
Aragorn: I'm never gonna take a bath
Random Soldiers: Say good-bye to those who knew me Boy, I was a fool in school for cutting gym The guy's got to take a bath
Éowyn: Hope he doesn't see right through me
Merry: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
(Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the darkside of the moon
Aragorn, Théoden, and Éomer: Time is racing toward us till the Orcs arrive Heed our every order and you might survive
Théoden and Éomer to Éowyn and Merry: You're unsuited for the rage of war So pack up, go home you're through We cannot make a man out of you
(Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the darkside of the moon
(Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the darkside of the moon
A/N: Reviwes please