Disclaimer: I don't own Mulan or Star Wars
Setting: a group of sith apprentices and their main training master plan to
take out the Yuuzan Vong.
I'll Make a Sith Out of You
Original Lyrics: David Zippel
Altered lyrics: Darth Warious
Sith Master:
Let's get down to business - to defeat the Vong
Did they send me Jedi when I asked for Sith?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a Sith out of you
Darker than a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your sabre
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a Sith out of you
Students:
I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say good-bye to those who knew me
Boy, I was a fool for joining this
This guy has us scared to death
Hope the master doesn't to choke me
Now I really wish that I knew the force
Master and Students:
(Be a Sith)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a Sith)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a Sith)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the darkside of the force
Master:
Time is racing toward us till the Vong arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
To a Jedi spy:
You're unsuited for the dark side use
So I shall now cut you through
How could I make a Sith out of you?
(Be a Sith)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a Sith)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a Sith)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the darkside of the Force
(Be a Sith)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a Sith)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a Sith)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the darkside of the Force