1. Miroku: Sango, you are SO ugly naked!
2. Kagome: Miroku, can I do you the honor of bearing your child?
3. Inu-Yasha: Oh my god! NICE ASS!
4. Kikyo: Kagome? Will you kiss Inu-Yasha for me?
5. Shippo: I wish I had a girlfriend..
6. Sango: Miroku, will you scratch my ass for me? it itches..
7. Miroku: Inu-Yasha, will you bear my child?
8. Kagome: Sango, stop being so damn mean to Miroku! He didn't do anything to you!
9. Inu-Yasha: Kagome, your brother is So cool!
10. Kikyo: Kagome...I give up... Inu-Yasha belongs to you and I know it....I guess I'll just go after that cute little fox demon....
11. Shippo: Where's Kagura? I want to "play" with her...
12. Sango: Inu-Yasha, will you kill Miroku for me? He's getting in the way of my relationship with you.
13. Miroku: (just b4 he's killed) Tell Kikyo she's the hottest damn thing I've ever seen!
14. Kagome: Shippo, will you go over there *points* while Miroku and I ...uhhh... *shifty eyes* ...go hiking..