It was a sunny day in Adventure Bay. Ryder was totally pissed of with the Paw Patrol Pups, well most of them. Except Rubble, because Rubble was a cool bad ass dog or was it just that?
Ever since Atlas the gay German shepherd cop dog showed up things had gotten bad for the Paw Patrol. The dogs suddenly began t want to fuck each other all the time. Atlas as the worst one, he had got Mayor Hummdinger drunk and fucked him and then he fucked Chicoletta in the Lookout one night. But didn't realise she was a girl or a chicken. He ate her afterwards and Maoyer Goodway was now very pissed off with the dogs. What was Ryder gonna do?
He put Rubble on the lead and went out singing a song
I'm just a walkin' my dog
Singin' my song
Strollin' along
Yeah it's just me and my dog
Catchin' some sun
We can't go wrong
My life was lonely and blue
Yeah I was sad as a sailor
I was an angry 'un too
Then there was you
Appeared, when I was entangled
With youth, and fear, and nerves
Jingle jangle
Vermouth and beer
Were gettin' me mangled up
But then I looked in your eyes
And I was no more a failure
You looked so wacky and wise
And I said, lord I'm happy
'cause I'm just a walkin' my dog
Singin' my song
Strollin' along
It's just me and my dog
Catchin' some sun
We can't go wrong
'cause I don't care 'bout your hatin' and your doubt
And I don't care what the politicians spout
If you wanna companion
Well just go right to the pound
And find yourself a hound
And make that doggie proud
'cause that's what it's all about
My life was tragic and sad
Yeah I was the archetypal loser
I was a pageant gone bad
Then there was you on time
And wagging your tail
In the cutest mime
And you was in jail
I said woof, be mine
And you gave a wail
And then I was no longer alone
And I was no more a boozer
We'll make the happiest home
And I said lord I'm happy
'cause I'm just a walkin' my dog
Singin' my song
Strollin' along
It's just me and my dog
Catchin' some sun
We can't go wrong
'cause I don't care 'bout your hatin' and your doubt
And I don't care what the politicians spout
If you need a companion
Well just go right to the pound
And find yourself a hound
And make that doggie proud
'cause that's what it's all about
That's what it's all about
That's what it's all abow-wow-wow-wout
That's what it's all about
Ryder loved Rubble and didn't want Atlas fucking with him. Rubble was a good dog. He had a plan, he knew what was needed to get done so he made a callon his cell phone...