Zoa: Welcome to the "Random torturing of MMZ" show!

Steven: (holds up sign) [we do not own any of the character, Capcom does!]

Zoa: okay, first. this show is broadcast all over the world (not really) then, we chose one character for every chapter to torture!

Steven: and so forth, any of you who are reading this and your fav. character is being tortured and you are deeply offended, we are sorry and you get a free cookie!

cage appears out of nowhere with all the characters from MMZ 1 to MMZ 2

Zoa: if you haven't already notice, this fic is written in script and those who despises script and perfer pharagraph, you should not read this

Harpuia: let us out!

Alouette: Ciel I'm scared (cries)

Zero: this is a conspiracy!!!

everyone: get us out of here!

Steven: and so, on to chosing who to torture!

Zoa: we would like people to review who to torture and give us some ideas, but since this is the first chapter, I will chose in random

Steven: Zoa will chose a name from a hat and that will be our lucky contestent!

Fenfir: BOO! no fair!

Zoa: and those who chose to not go along with my fic, will be manualy chosen

Fenfir: . . . damn

Steven: drum roll! (starts playing)

Zoa: we don't need the drum roll . .

Steven: what?! of course me need it! this makes it more suspenceful!

Zoa: fine, what ever

(draws name out of a hat)

Zoa: and our lucky contestent is . . . . Harpuia! get your ass over here!

some mysterious shadow guy kicks Harpuia out of the cage. BOOT!

Steven: and the rest of you guys, we'll be seeing you later, good bye!

Harpuia: ow . . that hurt . . .

Steven: before we start, do you have any weakness?

Harpuia: what the? why on earth should I tell you?!

Zoa: (whispers to Steven: he'll eventually stip it out. just watch) now, Harpuia. do you have any special hobbies?

Harpuia: no comment

Zoa: come on now, I know even the generals have a hobbie

Harpuia: no comment!

Zoa: (play's over Harpuia stage on GBA) you seem to enjoy weilding your two blades

Harpuia: . . .

Zoa: you seem to like fying

Harpuia: . . . yeah . . kinda

Zoa: you seem to lose alot from from Zero. don't you?

Harpuia: (irritated) Ha! I can beat him any day, I just alway's go easy on him!

Zoa: oh really? any stratagies?

Harpuia: well you see . . . (explins about all his patterns and other secerts I didn't know)

Zoa: wow, you seem to do alot of planing!

Harpuia: yeah, takes me more than an hour to think of stratagies like that

Zoa: when do you plan to fight again?

Harpuia: I think neo arcadia

Zoa: any weakness to cover up?

Harpuia: na, I really have no weakness except the fact I hate ice and other cold . . stuff . . . oh . . shoot

Zoa: thanks for playing, Harpuia! and you win a prize! and your prize is a one way ticket to north pole!

Harpuia: (in north pole in a flash) AHHHH!!! damn it!! Cold!!!

polar bears: GRR (charges)

Harpuia: AHHH!!! (runs)

Harpuia is being chased until he falls into unbeliveablely frezzing water. Splash! _

Harpuia: (undiscribable pain of scream)

Zoa: we interup this program to bring you an extra special guest! Leviathan!

Leviathan: thank you! thank you! since I'm an expert on water and Ice, I've volunteer to help torture one of the annoying generals yet! go get him! ice dragons!

Ice dragons: ROar!

Harpuia: curse you leviathan and your stupid dragons! (run's)

studio

Steven: polar bears, Ice dragons, can it get any better?

Zoa: oh, you've seen nothing. watch this!

north pole

Harpuia: it can't gat any worse than this . . . oh no! Insane suger high rabid penguins!!!! Run!!!!

ISHR penguins: look! a new play toy! get him!!!

Harpuia: no! no!!! please!! HELP!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

studio

Zoa: he he, that was great. thank you for your support

Leviathan: your welcome tee hee hee!

Steven: this concludes this epesode of "Random torturing of MMZ" show!

Zoa: please review who you want next to be tortured in the next episode and ideas are greatly appreciated. until then, good bye!

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I really think this sucked

by the way, the character's you can chose are: Zero, Ciel, Alouette, Fenfir, Leviathan, Phantom, any of the resistance member, Elvix (MMZ2) , Omega X, cyber elf X, Passy, ect

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