A close shave
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ARRRGH! screamed rigby as he looked at himself in the mirror...he was
bald...WHY!? WHY WAS HE BALD! He looked at the new shampoo he
bought to win another one of mordecai's lame old bets...And that's when he saw it...
WARNING: may cause baldness in racoon's
"Oh for the-WHY DO THEY NEVER PUT THE MOST IMPORTANT BIT'S IN
BOLD!?" ranted rigby...This was bad, this was really bad! Not wearing
clothes was one thing. When your animal it was an option. But to be
bald...and it didn't help that he wasn't exactly pleasant to look at like this...
He had to think of something! He had to- "WHOOOO! Out of my way
chumps! I gotta use it!" shrieked the familiar voice of Muscle man. Rigby
panicked! The bathroom door wasn't locked! And Muscle man sounded
seconds away! Running on instinct, Rigby did the only thing he could
do...jump out the window! Just as Muscle man came in. "Huh-? My prank
senses are tingling!" Muscle man quickly snooped around...he saw the large
mass of hair in the tub...and the bottle of shampoo...and 1 plus 1 equaled 2!
Muscle man smirked..."this is gonna be sweet"...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
also, could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on my deviantart account.
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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