Shieldmaiden (by Fazzamir)
(sung to the tune of SkaterBoi
(Avril Lavigne))
Clover's note - in the first verse; please pronounce 'karate' the American way; that is; making the 'e' sound like an 'ay' thus making it rhyme with 'say' ta muchly.
She was a girl,
He would be king
Can I make it anymore
obvious?
He was quite rough
She
did karate
What more can I say?
She wanted him
He'd never tell, secretly
he wanted the elf instead
But
her old father
Encouraged her
He told her that she'd
made a good choice
She was a shieldmaiden
He said, 'see you later
then'
She wasn't old enough for
him
He had a hairy chin
But cheating just wasn't
in
He needed to claim his
place as King
1 year from now
He sits at home
Ruling all Gondor, he's
not alone
He looks 'cross the river
Guess who he sees
Shieldmaiden's
gotten a family
He calls up his friends
They already know
And they've all got
Tickets across Anduin
He goes along
Joins the whole crowd
Smiles down at the girl
that he turned down
She was a shieldmaiden
He said, 'see you later
then'
She wasn't old enough for
him
Now she's a family gal
Raising her lovely kid
Does your royal face see
what she's worth?
She was a shieldmaiden
He said, 'see you later
then'
She wasn't old enough for
him
Now she's a family gal
Raising her lovely kid
Does your royal face see
what she's worth?
Sorry king but you missed out
Well
tough luck that girl's mine now
We are more than just good
friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't
see
See the Queen this girl
could be
There is more than meets
the eye
I see the soul that is
inside
She's just a girl
I'm out of a job
Can I make it anymore
obvious?
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock each other's
world
I'm with the shieldmaiden
I said see you later then
I'll be in the House of
Healing too
I'll be in Ithilien
Raising the kids we'll
have
Living happily ever after
I'm with the shieldmaiden
I said see you later then
I'll be in the House of
Healing too
I'll be in Ithilien
Raising the kids we'll
have
Living happily ever after
CB