I was goofing off with my friend, and laughed so hard, I almost…Well, you get the idea…
Watashi: "Please make you go to the bathroom before reading this. Thank You."
Air: I JUST HAD AN IDEA!
Fuz: Really, since this is such a MOMENTUS occasion…
Air: Shut up.
Fuz: Better tell me before you forget.
Air: I'm trying to!
Fuz: Forget?
Air: (to some other person) I want you to meet Fuz.
Fuz: (I speak in Caps) HI!
Person: (waves)
Fuz: I DA FUZ
Person: (waves)
Fuz: I LIKE MOLDY SHORTS! (This is what I call Voldemort)
Person: Huh?
Air: I can assure you she is sane.
Person: I sure hope so…
Fuz: GO MY EVIL SPORK MINIONS!
Air: … I don't know you.
Fuz: YES YOU DO!
Air: Bite me.
(Fuz is currently jumping around)
Fuz: (holding hand puppet in the shape of Edward Elric) GO MINI ED! EAT MINI MUSTANG! (Mini Ed's mouth is chewing on mini Mustang's head.)
Fuz: SQUISHEE! (Bounce)
Kiki: What did you have for breakfast?
Fuz: ………SUGAR!
Kiki: I'm getting carrot cake for your birthday.