Sonic Dare Time; OC "Way"
Chapter One: Cactus Juice, Random Stuff, and a Mad Host
Audience P.O.V:
Sonic Dare Time!
A loud voice introduced the show as the lights flashed. The audience clapped loudly, and all the camera's turned to the stage.
"Now here's your host; Bekah the Hedgehog!"
More Clapping.
A Dark Gray female hedgehog with black tiger strip streaks entered the stage right. She wore a red spaghetti strap tank and a black mini-skirt. Her black shoes slapped the wooden stage floors loudly, as if she was angry. Her light red eyes burned in their sockets, and her black streaked quills moved defiantly as she moved to the microphone.
Sonic Dare Time!"
A loud voice interrupted again. The dark gray female hedgehog rolled her eyes.
"Hey, I'm Bekah, and-"
"Sonic Dare Time!" The loud voice interrupted for the second time.
"I think we get the point now." Bekah muttered with clenched teeth, and tried to begin again.
"Hey, Listen; I'm Bekah the hedgehog, and let me just say that I didn't-"
"Sonic Dare Time!"
"Shut-up!" Bekah hissed, then tried to continue.
"Okay, let's get something straight! I really didn't want to do this-"
"SONIC DARE TIME!"
"SHUT-UP!"
"SONIC DARE TIME!"
"WE GET THE FREAKING POINT!"
"SONIC DARE TIME!"
"DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!"
"SONIC DARE TIME!"
"THAT'S IT!" Bekah screeched, and she stormed down the stair steps, and into the technology room.
Silence.
More Silence.
Then a piercing scream.
More silence. Not one member of the audience even breathed.
Bekah reappeared out of the technology room, face satisfied. She climbed up the stage steps again, steps echoing in the quiet room. She moved near the microphone, face defiant, daring anyone to mess with her.
The audience still wouldn't move. Bekah began again.
"Hey everyone. Anyway, this is Sonic Dare Time; OC style. I'm your host, obviously, and if you have a problem with that, talk to my director. 'Cause i seriously didn't want to do this, but that b-"
A loud "Ahem!" interrupted Bekah, from the balcony, and everyone turned to see a dark orange kitsune with purple eyes interrupt Bekah. He was giving Bekah a death glare, warning her to stop her sentence. He wore a tuxedo and a large badge that seemed to say "Director"
A message seemed to pass through the two; The feeling is mutual.
Bekah shot back the death glare, and spoke, voice full of venom;
"As said before, this is what's going to happen. I will pull an OC out of this bag, and they will come to the stage and talk about themselves. They will also give a dare to Any member of Sonic and Co. or to another OC." Bekah pointed to a humongous bag filled to the brim with letters.
Also, while she was speaking, a huge curtain lifted up to reveal every Sonic character ever made in a chair on the stage, waving to the audience as the lights flashed.
Roars of applause.
Sonic stood up out of his chair;
"It's all about me!" He shouted, thumbs up.
Dead Silence.
"Sonic; You really need to die." Bekah growled at the Blue Blur. He quickly sat down.
A round of Death Glares from our host.
The audience waited for her to continue.
Bekah rolled her eyes.
"What?" She growled.
The audience still stared.
"That's it!" She threw her arms out in the air.
Cheers from the audience.
"Let's get this over with!" Bekah stomped to the bag, and had to climb a ladder to reach the top. When she was at the very brim of the bag, she pulled out a light green envelope, and teared it open to reveal the OC.
"Random the Hedgehog!" She called out.
The audience cheered the first OC as a Dark Brown hedgehog with yellow streaked quills that looked like our very own Blue Idiot walked out from the audience to the stage. He had deep blue eyes and a white tipped left ear. He moved up the stage, his gray and blue strip scarf swinging from around his neck, and his open green hooded jacket shun under the spotlights. He smiled happily at the audience.
"Heeeelllllllooooooo Everyone!" He greeted the audience with a contorted smile.
"Well? Who the heck are you?" Bekah growled.
Random's blueberry eyes turned to the audience.
"Hello! My name is Random the Hedgehog! I can be a bit nerdy, and random, but that's my name, isn't it?"
The audience laughed.
"I am kind, random, and i can be a little short tempered when I'm busy. But i love the help people! My powers are i can make anything random happen! For example;" Random closed his eyes. And Suddenly, a bottle of Dandruff Shampoo was right in front him.
"CHEESE!" He shouted happily to the audience with a quirky grin, almost as random as him.
"Now, For my dares!" He pulled out a long lists from his shoes-(Uhhhhhhh...what?)- and spoke directly to the SEGA members who sat nervously in their chairs as the first dares were read:
"I dare for Sonic to eat a Whole Cactus."
"I dare for Sonic to convince everyone his is Eggman while standing right next to him!"
While Random was talking, a spotlight shone on the Sonic characters who the dares revolved around.
Most of them looked relieved that they weren't going to be tortured.
Well, except Sonic.
But we could really care less about what he thought, so let the show continue!
"Ready for some cactus juice, Speedy?" Bekah taunted. Random scowled at her.
"Don't be mean," Random tried to cheer up the depressed blueberry hedgehog "Just remember to have fun!"
Sonic blinked once at our first OC before running-faster than the speed of sound; or his intelligence, anyway-out of the TV show room.
"SECURITY!" A loud crinkly voice screeched over the intercom.
The double doors busted open to reveal two musceley-men (Is musceley even a real word?) carrying a struggling blue hedgehog.
"LET ME GO! I'M ALLERGIC TO CACTUS! I WILL EITHER DIE OR HAVE TO USE AN EPPIPY-PEN!" He screeched.
"Yeah, right! C'mon, Blue!" A Security Guard rumbled in his deep voice.
"HELP! SHADOW!" Sonic the Hedgehog screeched as he struggled in the heavy arms that carried him up the stage.
"Have Fun, Faker!" Shadow growled in his chair next to Maria Robotnik and Rouge the Bat.
"AW, SHOOT!" Sonic screamed. All of a sudden, someone placed him in a tube.
The screaming stopped.
Confusion via the Blue Blur.
"Umm...What is this?" Sonic poked the tube he was inside in.
"A "magic" transporter." Bekah replied "Since Mr. Ultimate Life won't do us any favors; We had to create a transporter to teleport things for the dares."
"I'm a thing?"
"No; But your personality could use some work, Captain Cocky. Get ready for the Sahara Dessert."
"WHAT?"
"Do you need a hearing aid, Blue Blur? Get ready." The dark gray host turned to our first OC. "Would you like to do the honors, Random?"
"OKAYZ!" Random tangoed-?- over to the tube.
"HAVE FUN LIKE A JAR OF MAYONNAISE!" Random pushed the big red button.
(You know things are going to be bad when a big red button is in the picture. But as a Proud member of the Dark Side; I INDULGE in BIG...RED...GIANT...BUTTONS."
"Umm..Random? You pushed the wrong button." Bekah sweat dropped.
"What button did i press?" Random was practicing sticking his tongue up to his nose.
"The self destruct button." Bekah said.
"Oh...That sucks." Random scratched the back of his head.
"Yeah...too bad."
"HELLO? I CAN STILL HERE YOU, YOU KNOW!" The loud ring of the Blue idiot rung out quite obnoxiously.
"I know; I just choose to ignore you." Bekah snapped.
"BE NICE!" Random hit the Host in the head with a doorknob that came out of his scarf pocket. (Don't ask...)
"I KNOW! I'LL JUST REWIRE THE THING SO IT WON'T BLOW UP! BRILLIANT! GREAT THINKING, RANDOM!" Random jumped on top of the tube, which had so conveniently numbers counting down.
Random had ripped off the back on the device, and was now biting a purple wire.
"You know, In hindsight; I question the fact of having a Self Destruct button in the first place." Random spoke in between bites.
20, 19, 18, 17, 16...
"HURRY UP!" Sonic screamed.
"SHH, I'M BUSY!" Random growled as he put whipped cream on a red wire.
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT WHIPPED CREAM?" Sonic leaned back against the glass.
"DON'T ASK!" Random now shut the back.
15, 14, 13, 12, 11...
"DOES IT WORK?" An audience member screeched from the back.
Random pushed a big, PURPLE button.
(Purple is SAFE!)
The whole machine disappeared in a thick, black smoke.
"Random? Did you fix it?" Bekah asked nervously.
"Nope!" Random grinned.
"But...it teleported!" Bekah said.
"That doesn't mean it won't blow up when he gets out." Random was busy trying to get a spoon to balance on his nose.
"Nice." Bekah hi-fived him.
"But he won't die," Random had successfully got the utensil to balance for 10 whole seconds.
"Why not?" Bekah asked.
"This is a TV show; Duh!" Random patted Bekah on the head. "Silly ol' bear"
Winnie the Pooh flashback.
"Let's go live to see Sonic live from the Sahara Desert!" A huge TV monitor turned to show us the camera crew stationed at the desert.
A big explosion was shown.
An audience member cackled.
Stares.
"Sorry," The purple and black hedgedark muttered.
"...Ow..." A burned Sonic appeared out of the wreckage, sizzling.
"ARE YOU OKAY?" Random screamed.
"NO!" Sonic wailed.
"Too bad, so sad," Bekah rolled her eyes.
"Be NICE!" Random hit her on the head with a Star Trek gun.
"OW!" Bekah rubbed her head. "At least you didn't shoot me."
"I'M STILL HERE, YOU KNOW!" The black Sonic screeched, tripping over a bit of wreckage.
"AND WE CHOOSE TO INGNORE YOU!" Bekah repeated the earlier phrase.
"Ignorance is bliss," Shadow muttered from his seat, and Maria whispered in his ear "Be Nice!"
"NOW GET UP AND DO YOUR DARE!"
"NO! I TOLD YOU I'M ALLERGIC TO CACTUS, AND THIS IS A STUPID DARE!" Sonic put on a smug face. "SO I'M NOT DOING IT!"
"You really think that?" Random had tears in his eyes. "DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME!" Radom shunned the Blue Blur.
"YOU DO YOUR DARE OR I'LL SEND AMY THERE TO DOCTOR YOU UP!" Bekah threatened.
"What do you need me to do?" Sonic shakily stood up.
"SONIKKU!" Amy Rose wailed from her seat next to Cream the Rabbit and Tikal the Echidna.
"You need to drink Cactus juice!" Knuckles yelled helpfully to Sonic.
"APOLOGIZE FIRST!" Random screamed.
"I'm…sorry?" Knuckles looked confused.
"No, not you, silly." Random smiled at Knuckles. "Him."
"I'm sorry, Random." Sonic rolled his eyes.
"I FORGIVE YOU!" Random was soon very happy. He looked at his belly button "SNORELDOOF!"
"Can we PLEASE just do the dares?" Our host was losing her patience.
"JUST DRINK FREAKIN' CACTUS JUICE ALREADY!" Scourge the Hedgehog hissed.
"STOP ALL THE CHIT-CHAT!" Marine the Raccoon agreed.
"CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO!" Cheese the Chao yelled next to Cream.
Sonic sighed. He went next the nearest cactus, ripped it open, and put the spiky plant to his lips.
In a matter of minutes, the blue hedgehog's face was red, puffy; and his tongue was hanging out of his mouth, swollen.
"I tolth youd I wath allerdick to catduses!" He tried his best to speak.
"You mean 'Cacti' not "Cactuses!" Random yelled helpfully.
Sonic slapped his red face, making it even more irritated.
"Well, time for the next dare." Bekah spoke boredly.
"How will Sonic teleport out of there?" Miles "Tails" Prower spoke worriedly.
"JUST PUSH THE RETURN BUTTON!" Random grabbed the remote and pushed the GREEN button.
The tube returned to its spot in a puff of smoke, not a scratch on it, Sonic inside.
"How did-?" Bekah looked at Random, who had a happy look in his eyes.
"It's funny story; I was thinking about cheese covered bunnies, and-"
But he couldn't finish his sentence, for Bekah had put her gloved hand on his mouth.
"At this point, I don't want to know." Bekah sighed. She turned to the tube.
"GET OUT SONIC!" She yelled.
The red and puffy hedgehog stumbled out, tripping over his red sneakers.
"Oh yeah; Can we get something for him?" Bekah rolled her eyes.
Amy Rose, in a nurse outfit, came to the ailing Blue Hedgehog, with a shot in her hands.
"Juth endth da paind," Sonic put his hands together in prayer, lifting his green eyes to the ceiling.
Amy Rose, her green eye shining with adoration, approached Sonic, and grasped his arm in an iron grasp.
"OH, SONIKUU YOU'LL FEEL SO MUCH BETTER!" Amy shoved the 2 inch long needle into his tan arm.
"OW!" Sonic complained.
In a few moments, the swelling was gone, his face was now a normal blue, and his tongue was in its rightful place; his mouth.
"Wow, It worked!" Sonic was surprised. "Err,…um…thank you Amy." Sonic scratched the back of his head.
But he was now caught in a death hug.
"OH SONIKUU YOU ARE BETTER!"
There was a choking noise.
"!" A pink hedgehog squealed.
The choking noise became more desperate.
"Wow, Sonic's eyes looks like a bug!" Silver the Hedgehog commented to Blaze the Cat.
Amy released her grasp.
Wheezing.
Gasping.
A faint whisper.
"Thanks, Amy." Sonic gasped.
"Now do your next dare!" Amy skipped away to her seat.
"YOU HAVE TO CONVINCE YOURSELF YOU'RE EGGMAN WHILE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM!" Random yelled, playing with some ducks he "found."
Sonic stood up, and sighed "Let's just get this over with," He muttered hoarsely.
Eggman was too busing tweeting to notice everyone staring at him, ready for the next dare.
Stares.
Eggman felt like everyone was watching.
"I was just on my Egg blog!" He lied.
"You were tweeting about how much you love Ke$ha, weren't you?" Sonic stared at his arch-nemesis.
"NO!" Eggman shoved his phone into his big red pocket.
"FLUFFY!" Random ran over and hugged Vector the Crocodile.
Sonic walked over to Eggman's chair, put on some sun glasses, puffed out his chair, and spoke in a shrill, man's voice;"
"I am Doctor Robotnik, but you can call me Eggman." Sonic scrunched up his face to look evil.
"Wow, he's really good," Eggman NEGA spoke to Metal Sonic 3.0.
"Ummmmmm…but I'm Eggman." Eggman spoke in a confused voice. He was so busing "tweeting" he didn't pay attention to any of the dares. He had no idea what Sonic was doing.
"No, I'M Eggman. But you can call me master." Sonic puffed out his tan chest some more.
"NO, I am!" The real Eggman spoke louder.
"What are you talking about, simpleton? Are do you need your IQ status lowered?" Sonic played the Eggman part perfectly.
"NO, I'M THE REAL EGGMAN!" Eggman yelled, getting even more frustrated.
"NO, I AM!"
"NO, I'M THE REAL EGGMAN!"
"NO, I AM!"
"I'M THE REAL EGGMAN! YOU'RE JUST A FAKE!"
"NO, YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!"
"YOU'RE JUST A FAKER!"
"NO, YOU'RE THE FAKER!"
"FAKER!"
"FAKER!"
"Wow; those two are picking up me and Sonic's relationship real quick." Shadow commented, and Maria giggled.
"I WON'T DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE!" Eggman put his foot down, ripped his jacket open, and pulled out a remote control.
"Um…..what's that for?" Sonic sweat dropped.
"IT'S MY LATEST INVENTION! I CALL IT….THE EGG-MEPHILES!" Eggman announced proudly.
"HEY!" Mephiles the Dark growled in his deep voice.
"Sorry, I couldn't come up with any other good names." Eggman rubbed the back of his head.
"NOW, ARE YOU READY TO TASTE MY WRATH, FAKER?" Eggman cackled.
"Does taste like candy?" Sonic asked.
"More like rhubarb with a hint of cinnamon," Eggman stated matter-of-factly.
"CANDY?" Charmy the Bee was suddenly very interested.
"CANDY!" Random yelled.
Random and Charmy grabbed each other's hands, and spun around in a big circle.
"CANNNNNNNNNNNDYYYYYYYYY, CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDYYYY! CANNN-CANNN-CANNN-DDY! CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDYYYYYYY! !
CCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAA-"
"JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME DO THIS!" Eggman wailed, still holding the remote with the big, RED button.
Charmy began to cry, tears sliding down his cheeks-he flew out the door, and all the audience members turned to Eggman, anger in their eyes.
Random slapped Eggman on with some gloves.
Team Chaotix (Espio and Vector) were P-I-S-S-E-D.
"Are you ready to do this, Espio?" Vector smacked his hand into his palm.
But Espio was already invisible, and heading right toward Eggman…
-Censored-
We're sorry, the rest chapter was censored. Please look forward to the next chapter and send more OC's.
Whoever Owns SEGA, the characters, Ke$ha, and Random, here's your disclaimer!
So, was it good? WAS IT? HUH? JUST CLICK THE REVIEW BUTTON, PLEASE!