Breakfast at Armstrong's

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For the Alex and Envy who are engaged on Facebook!

Alex sat at the kitchen table and sipped nonchalantly on his morning coffee. He was wearing his white button-down shirt and tan pants, reading the newspaper with his legs crossed.

Just then Envy walked into the room in his over-sized tee shirt (it actually belonged to Alex, he'd thrown it on in a desperate attempt to find clothing that morning, not wanting to walk naked in front of his partner for obvious reasons...) and yawned.

He stretched his arms above his head as his lungs filled up. When he put them down the large clothing slipped off his shoulder.

Alex got a nosebleed and spilled his coffee all over his white shirt.

"OHSHIT!" he howled, feeling the burning liquid on his chest.

He quickly ripped open the buttons and gaped at the bright red skin.

"Geez..." Envy spat, and lumbered over to the larger man, still half asleep. "You're really incompetent, aren't you?"

He blushed, seeing the abs that were now a mere foot away from him.

Alex smirked and stood up. He cast a huge shadow as he towered over the smaller man.

Envy gulped and placed his palm on the bare muscles in front of him.

Suddenly he was swept off his feet and before he could grasp what had just happened, realized he was lying on the kitchen table, his seme on top of him.

"SHIT!" he struggled to get free, but Armstrong pulled the shirt over his head, and then began to remove his bottoms.

"NOT HERE!" the Homunculus shouted, eyes brimming with tears as the Major stuck the head of his member into the tight whole.

"AH!" Envy's tears spilled over as Alex shoved his entire length into him.

"IT HURTS!" he cried out, "STOP IT! IT HURTSSS!"

But Alex wouldn't stop, ramming into his lover over and over again.

He thrust in faster and faster, and the pace of Envy's squeaks sped up in response.

Eventually, his cries of pain became moans of pleasure, and he wrapped his arms around his lover's neck.

"H-Hah... I'm close..." he gasped between thrusts.

"Me... too..." the giant said.

He slammed into the green dragon one last time, and they both cried out simultaneously.

Eventually, Alex caught his breath and got up. "Sorry I came in you," he said point blank.

Envy blushed and averted his eyes. "It's alright... it felt good..."

"Maybe so, but there could be dire consequences." He nodded solemnly, "I know we usually use a condom, but I got kinda carried away this time."

"TSK! I can see that, asshole."

Then, Alex just went and put on a clean shirt and headed off to work, (where by the way, he was pestered by Mustang to spill the reason as to why he was late. He got one hell of a story) leaving poor Envy all alone, naked on the table.

Little did he know that his poor uke would be needing his assistance to walk for the next week.