Disclaimer: I don't own 'Twilight' or any of the characters or rockstar. I do, however, own THE SPONGE!
Okay, well,I was in my kitchen, cleaning a dish, HAHAHAHA jk. But I was doing dishes and was REEEEAAAALLLLLY hyper and I came up with this. hehe.
Tell me what you think!
Bella sat lazily on the couch, drinking a rock star. Charlie had a bunch of them in the fridge and she had always ignored them. She decided to try one…
One Hour Later
"OH EM GEE!" Bella shouted as she realized she had to do the dishes. Edward was due back from hunting soon and she didn't want to have to do dishes while he was there.
She was scrubbing a plate when Edward arrived, "Hello, love." He greeted.
She smiled, "Hey, Eddie bear!"
"Eddie bear?" he asked.
She giggled, "It's your new nickname."
"Okay?"
She looked at the plate she was scrubbing and started laughing hysterically.
"What?" Edward asked.
"I was in my kitchen, cleaning a dish." She quoted Dane Cook with a giggle. (A/N I LOVE DANE COOK. HE'S MY BFF!)
"Right…."
"AHHHHHHH! NOOOOOO!" Bella screamed.
"What?!" Edward asked, alarmed.
"I dropped the sponge in the water!" she said sadly.
"So?"
"So? So? The sponge is going to die, Edward!" she wailed.
"What are you talking about?"
"It's going to drown! Help! We need a medic!" she called, pulling the sponge out of the water.
"Bella…?"
"No time to talk. I've gotta save this poor sponge!"
Bella started squeezing the soap out of the sponge.
Once all of the soap was out, she started squeezing more soap on it. A LOT of soap.
"Love, I don't think you need that much soap." Edward said.
"Yes, I do." Bella said simply.
"Really, Bella, a little goes a long way."
"NO! The soap is like the sponge's humanity. Without it, it's just a vampire sponge, and no one wants that." She explained.
"Bella began scrubbing the dishes again with the sponge. Edward seems to be a little freaked out by her behavior. Edward just doesn't understand, he's never had to deal with something like this." Bella said.
"What are you doing?" Edward asked.
"Bella is narrating." She said simply.
"Edward wants to know why Bella is narrating." He said, playing along.
"Because, without a narrator, there would be no story…." She said.
"Um, Bella? Honey, why are you acting like this?"
"Mmmmm….Rock star." she said.
"Uh Oh…"
"You should try some!" she said, going to the fridge and grabbing a rock star.
She brought it over to Edward, "No, it's okay, love."
"Just try it!" Bella said, making him drink it.
"Mmmmm…." He said, drinking it all.
Bella dropped the sponge again without noticing, "NOOO! BELLA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" Edward screamed, snatching the sponge.
"We need a medic!" Edward repeated Bella's earlier words, "Call Carlisle!"
Bella got the phone and called Carlisle, "CARLISLE HURRY! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!" she shouted.
Carlisle arrived, "What? What is it?!"
"You need to save him!" Bella shouted.
"Who?"
"The sponge!" Edward exclaimed.
"Okay! Wait…what?"
"He's dying!" Bella said.
"Um…Edward…Bella…it's just a sponge…." Carlisle asked.
"Well, you're no help!" Edward said and Carlisle left.
Edward and Bella then decided to lounge on the couch.
"Tongues, always pressed to your cheeks. While my tongues is on the inside of some other girl's teeth. Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, That I'm a vegetarian, and I ain't fucking scared of him." Bella sang.
"Whatcha singin?" Edward asked, completely hyped up on rock star.
"'Don't trust me' by 3oh!3." Bella replied.
"That's a cool song." He said.
"Yeah it is." Bella said.
HAHAHA
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