Hello! This will be a bunch of one-shots which describes why I would fail at being a character in Ever After High. This will be from other FanFic's (that you should TOTALLY check out), from webisodes, the books and the bookmarks (When you get the signature doll). I hope you enjoy my stupidness.
Character of the Chapter: Cerise
Static
Raven: You wanna, talk about it
Cerise/Me: No
Director: CUT! That isn't your line.
Me: I KNOW! But Cerise wouldn't say yes! She's trying to keep a secret here, DUH!
Director: Why did we hire you?
Static
Cerise: Er…. Um
Me: RUN CERISE! YOU DESTROYED A ROOM!
Weird Looks from everyone, including Cerise.
Me: WHAAAAT! I'm just saying, she should run.
Static
Cerise/Me: I'm dancing at the True Hearts Day dance, Yeah. And I'm spying on Daring because I'm in loooove, Yeah.
Static
Cerise: Why would she cry wolf
Me: She didn't, she's saying that you're going to destroy Legacy Day
Blondie: Because I was wrong
Me: YEAH YOU WERE BLONDIE! GOD! You can be so stupid and eager for a story
Cerise: What did I do to you Blondie, are you glad I don't have any friends.
Me: *pause sign comes up* I'm going to stop you there, I think everyone was insulted by that bit. Like Raven says later on "Why do you think we were looking for you, we're your friends." Chill Cerise, Chill!
Static
Red: *gives Cerise a sad smile*
Time Skip
THE Grandma: *gives Cerise a sad smile*
Me: WHAT'S WITH THE SAD SMILES! SMILE HAPPILY PLZ! Thank you. I'm surprised Cerise hasn't freaked out yet. She must get A LOT of sad smiles.
Static
Cerise: Stop with the huffing and puffing already
Me: CERISE! STOP WITH THE DAD PUNS! It gives you away *face palm* I'm surrounded by idiots
Maddie: HEY!
Me: Sorry! Hey, how did you get here anyway?
Maddie: I was waiting for you to end this, Raven, Cedar and I want Cerise back
Me: Ok, I'll finish up. Well, please keep the support coming, and if I don't return with more of these I have Writers block or I'm too busy, DEAL WITH IT
Maddie: *wipes tear from her eye* such a moving speech…