9 Ways to piss off Jason Vorhees.
Run up to him and tell him he's a mamma's boy, point and laugh for a minute then run away.
Tell him that Freddy Krueger has been talking shit on him, watch as he hunts him down.
Ask him if Freddy and him are thing. When he says nothing, say, "Buttsex?" get ready to run.
Steal that vicious machete of his, and hide it.
Follow him around poking him in the back, gauge his reaction, and then put your finger in front of his face and say, "I'm not touching you!"
Tell him Michael Myers could kick his ass.
Push him in the lake, watch as he frantically tries to swim to shore.
As he tries to swim to shore, paddle out in a boat and beat him with the paddle. Goes along with #7.
Get Freddy to invade his dreams, watch him as he sleeps to see him piss his pants.