Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and neither do you! So Ha Ha Ha!!! Unless of course your name is J.K. Rowling, in which case…you're my hero!!!

A/N: This is NOT my idea of the perfect ending to the Harry Potter series, this is just what happens when I eat too much sugar and there is a computer near by.

The Perfect End to Harry Potter And Friends

            It was an ordinary Friday night at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, or so everyone thought. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger and the rest of the Gryffindor fifth years were sitting around the fireplace talking about school, crushes, hair and everything else on teenagers' minds when all of a sudden there was a loud crash and the light's went out.

            Everyone started screaming and running about. Harry Potter, being the hero and great person that he is lit a candle for some light.

            Now keep in mind that everyone thought that maybe the crash was just thunder from a storm and the lights went out because someone must of left a window open and a gust of wind blew out all of the candles. (Remember wizarding folk don't have electricity). So with all the commotion that's going on Harry and Ron light the fireplace. Now the fireplace doesn't give off enough light to illuminate the whole Common Room, so there's shadows everywhere, but nobody thinks twice about that. And they say that muggles ignore what's right in front of their faces. Tisk, tisk, not very smart of them is it?

            Anyways, when the fireplace is lit everyone gasps or in the girls case scream. Why you ask? Well it's because Lavender is lying on the floor stiff as a board and cold as an ice cube.

            As soon as everyone realizes that she's dead it's too late. Parvati is the next to go. She was just trying to mourn the death of her friend when Bam!, she's on the floor next to her friend.

            One by one the less important Harry Potter characters are killed off. In much the same way. They just crumple to the floor and that's the end of them.

            So basically there's Just Ron, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Seamus, and Dean Thomas. (They're the most mentioned characters.) Left. So they're all just standing around trying to figure out why everyone's dead while Hermione sops uncontrollably into Ron's shoulder (*smiles innocently*) When the next thing you know Neville, Seamus and Dean are all on the floor with the rest of the kids.

            So the last three remaining kids are…you guessed it…Harry, Ron and Hermione. So they're standing in the middle of the Common Room, looking completely dumbfounded that all of their friends are dead. Hermione suddenly falls to the floor quickly followed by Harry. (Isn't he the boy who lived???) So Ron is the only one left. What to do, what to do????

            All of a sudden a mysterious figure walks out of the shadow.

            "No! not you!!!" Ron screamed. (I bet you think its Voldemort don't you)

            "Yes Ron it's me." The mysterious figure said. "And I'm very sorry to have to do this but you are a Harry Potter character and even though you're my favorite I do still have to kill you."  " I'm so sorry" mysterious character says as she sniffles but I gotta do what I gotta do. Goodbye.

            And with that I, Trisana, kill off the last Harry Potter character.

A/N: so everyone how did you like it. I was just on a major sugar high and the idea for this story came to me. Please be sure to review and tell me what you think. All flames will be used to make smores. Oh and be sure to read my other two stories. And no they are nothing like this one.

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                                                                       * Trisana*