A/N- I don't own the characters

Ch. 1 Renesmee Meets Albus Severus

Renesmee Cullen was now seven years old and visiting London by herself. Okay, so she held the appearance and mentality of an eighteen year old. She was walking along the street passed a clothing store when she saw something that made her shriek.

"Oh my gosh!" She exclaimed running up to a five foot six stranger with black hair in front of her. "Are you Daniel Radcliffe?"

He turned to face her he had brilliant green eyes. Damn, she thought. Daniel Radcliffe had blue eyes. Blue eyes he couldn't even get contacts for when he was in Harr-

"No," he said. He looked apprehensive, but there was something else now – attraction.

"Yeah, I was just hopeful I guess." She gave him a half smile that made his heart flutter.

"Do you wanna get a drink with me? I was just headed to the Leaky Cauldron."

"Sure," she grinned hugely.

They walked into a pub that Renesmee hadn't even realized she'd entered, cool, she thought.

"Can I get two butterbeers, please," he asked.

"Actually, do you have pumpkin juice?" Renesmee asked.

"A butterbeer and a pumpkin juice coming up," said the bar tender. He had was wearing a sticker that said "Hello, My Name is Tom Marvalo Riddle. Got you! It's just Tom."

They found a table next to a rather attractive hag.

"So how do you know about pumpkin juice?" The boy asked confused.

"Well I read this book once and it was about this boy named Harry Potter-"

"OME!" He shouted. "That's my dad."

"You mean it's real? That pretty hag behind you...she's really a hag?"

"Yes," he said earnestly.

"Oh," she was so happy. She suddenly wondered who this boy was then. Was he in the books?

"So what's your name?"

"Albus Severus," he said.

She snorted. "Are you serious? Where did your parents get that from?"

"I thought you said you read the books," he said defensively.

"I did...when I was a Potter Head. But I kind of lost interest after..."

"After what?" He demanded.

"I became a fanpire or twilighter or twihard or whatever the hell you wanna call me," She said.

He scowled. "I was just starting to get my hopes up to, now I find out your a freakpire!"

"Oh that's original, Pothead," she exclaimed.

"I don't smoke pot!"

"Your mom smokes pot."

"Yeah, well, your mom sucks!"

"So?" She asked.

Tom set down there drinks and walked away.

Renesmee reached into her bag and brought out a piece of road kill. She squeezed at it's until blood fell from it's wounds into her pumpkin juice.

Albus Severus wrinkled his nose.

"That's the reality of it, makes everything yummy!" Renesmee said.

"I guess we all have our quirks," he sighed.

"So are you going to tell me how you got your name?"

"I was named after a wise ol' gay man and a thirty-seven year old, greasy nosed virgin," he said cheerfully.

"Ah," she said. "And your parents are they...I mean did they spend anytime in a mental home or anything-"

"Hey, my parents were not in St. Mungos! My parents have magical blood!"

"Well, my parents would suck your parents blood, and like it!"

His jaw dropped and tears came to his eyes.

"I'm sorry, that was rude... and untrue. My parents are vegetarians!"

A/N- More to come. Please Review!!