"Okay...See ya!" Miley said to Ryan Hayworth, her new boyfriend. 'This Christmas is going to be way better than last Christmas, when I kissed Zach Lumslay, the school rebell, eww! But it's almost the holidays! I should be excited, not thinking about the past!' Miley thought. "AHHHH! I'm late!" Miley screamed. She had been talking to Ryan on the phone for so long, she lost track of time! She had to put her green dress on, paint her nails, put make up on and put her Hannah Wig on, all for the Hannah Montana Christmas Block Party Bash! And boy was she late! The party started in 6 minutes!

"Jackson! Drive! Drive! I can't afford to be late for this party! You know how Traci is! If I don't show up, she'll text message so hard, her thumbs will break off, but even if that happens, she'll still text!" Miley argued. "I'm going as fast as I can! I can't pass the speed limit!" Jackson said. "Your driving 1 mile per hour! I don't think going abit faster will kill ya!" Miley yelled. Jackson heard on the news about some kid, his age, that was driving so fast, they had to take his car away. Sound bad? Well, to Jacskon, anyone touches this baby, he'll blubber like a baby beluga until he's 74! He didn't put up with that brat Rico so that he can buy his car, and then have it taken away! No way was that going to happen!

"I'm here!" Hannah yelled in the middle of the song Jingle Bell Rock. "Hannah..." What was that squealy voice? Traci! Of course! "Your late! Go up there, sing your Rockin Around The Christmas Tree! TTYL!" Traci squealed, and then walked away. "Oh right!" Miley said. She ran up on stage. What were the words though? Looks like she just had to wing it! Here she goes!

"La,la,la Rockin around the Christmas Tree at the christmas party hop!
Mistletoe hung where you can see in... in"
That's all Miley remembered!
"I'm sorry y'all! I didn't reahearse! I've been really busy this past week! You know! Everyone always has something to do!" Miley grinned. Wow! This is just as bad as last year's Christmas "Hannah! I paid like, lot's of money for this stage, and this specially built microphone! Now either you sing or I'll get out my Z-phone!" Traci screamed. That's not good! Once she touches her cellphone, she HAS to text message! It's like a disease! "Fine! I think I remember anyway." Miley groaned. Wow, Ryan completes Miley's life, but breaks apart Hannah's life! But, at least she remembers most of the song anyway!

"Rockin' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop.
Mistletoe hung where you can see,
Every couple tries to stop.
Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring.
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie And we'll do some caroling You will get a sentimental Feeling when you hear,
Voices singing, "Let's be jolly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly"
Rockin' around the Christmas tree,
Have a happy holiday Everyone dancing merrily In the new old-fashioned waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

Wow! What a remarkable recovery! RYAN! She has a date with him at.
NOW! "I have to go!" Miley yelled. "But Hannah, we didn't even do karoke! Stay!" Traci begged, getting out her Z-phone. She turned it on.
"Oh no! Here come the rumors!" Miley whispered.
Then, Miley remembered, she has a cell phone too! And Traci might text fast, but Miley types fast, and her cell phone comes in with a built-in key-board! "Perfect!" Miley said. She got out her cellphone. Jackson got in between them and said, "On your mark, get set...GOOOOOOOO!" Traci texted and Miley typed in a hurry.

'Hannah Montana like totally forgot the words to her own version of a song! like totally immature! what does she have? like another life? lol! send this to like everybody on your IM list! they'll totally want to hear this dish! and like omg...' And that's what Traci typed so far.

'Traci is totally self-centered! watch out for her! no offense to her though lol! if everybody gets this, her social life is gone! lol! well ttyl luv y'all bies:)' and Miley was done! But wait, so was Traci! Who will hit send first?
(Clint Eastwood Music playing - doo doo doo doo doo, la,la,la! doo doo doo doo doo,la,la,laaaaaa)
"SEND! I beat you Traci! I got you bad! You may have texting thumbs, but I have typing thumbs... WHAT!" Miley laughed. "NOOOOOOO! THERE GOES MY SOCIAL LIFE!" Traci whined. Is Hannah that mean?? NO! She didn't really send that! This year, The Grinch didn't steal Hannah's heart! She's got a big 'ol warm one!

Stay tuned for Chapter 2!