I'm a man baby!

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Buffy stared at herself naked in the mirror. It had been 5 years since she had started taking the hormone pills to make her voice higher, and had the surgery to make her look like a woman. But still.it seemed weird. She had a nice cute girly face, long blonde hair, then lower down were her pert breasts and then...a penis.

"Penis, cock, dick, donger," Buffy shuddered as she said the words to herself. She felt like a freak. Why couldn't she have been born a woman instead of having to go through all this physical and emotional upheaval?

Buffy reached for a towel and wrapped it back round her body.

Downstairs Dawn was making pancakes. She jumped, startled, as Spike climbed in through the window.

"Oh God Spike! Can't you use the door like normal people?"

The blonde vampire grinned and rustled her hair with his knuckles. "Well I think you're forgetting the fact that I am a vampire."

"Well then why are you coming for little social visits when the sun is still shining?"

Spike shuffled from side to side and put on his serious face. "I was actually hoping to talk to your sister. She here?"

"Yup," Dawn replied, pouring more pancake mix into the pan. "She actually hasn't been out for two days. I thought it probably had something to do with you."

Spike pointed a finger at the teenager. "Hey, I am pleased to inform you that it wasn't actually my fault this time!"

"Whatever," grinned Dawn. "She's upstairs, although I'm not sure if she'll want to talk to you."

Buffy frowned as she listened to Spike's footsteps come towards her bedroom door. Should she stay laying on the bed with just her skimpy towel on? Or should she quickly dress herself and risk him seeing her naked body? She decided to stay put, even though it did look a bit seductive.

"Knock knock, visitor for you miss Summers!"

Buffy turned on to her front and leant her head on her hand. "Come in."

Spike stepped through the door and gasped slightly at the sight of Buffy in her towel. * Sexy! *

Buffy smiled. "Hey."

"Hey."

They both tried to ignore the silence that followed. In the end Spike broke it.

" Buffy why are you such a prude?"

The girl stared at him in astonishment. "I beg your pardon!"

The vampire strode to the edge of the bed and then sat down on it.

"Spike I am not a prude!" * I actually wanna jump your bones. *

Spike smirked and let his eyes roam her body. * Damn she looks good! * " I just want to know why you always run away when I try and finger you.."

Buffy blushed slightly, and tried to hide her burning cheeks with her hands.

"You're so sexy when you're embarrassed you know."

Her cheeks glowed brighter.

Spike leant forward and gently brushed his lips against hers. Then sliding his hands down the front of the towel he murmured, "How do you feel when I do this?"

Buffy gasped as she felt her penis start to rise. * Please don't move your hands lower! * Spike felt his own cock start to ride. "How about when I move them even lower?" he responded, rubbing his hands against her belly.

Buffy could feel her penis digging into the bed. * Fuuuuuuuuck! *

Spike grinned. "Now how about. OH HOLY SHIT!" He jerked his hand away suddenly from the throbbing member. He turned away in digust as Buffy burst out crying.

"Spike please look at me..I meant to tell you!"

"Yeah right! He shouted. "When exactly were you going to let me know? Before or after I gave you a hand job?!"

Buffy started sobbing violently. "Please, just go.."

"I.I need time to think about this. Or rather not think about it. Oh my god, you're a MAN?!"

"No I."

Spike didn't let her finish her sentence. Instead he swirled round back through the bedroom door, letting it slam behind him.

Buffy was left alone, crying helplessly into her hands.







TO BE CONTINUED...