A/N : Yeah. So this is a story that my best friend Concrete Angel and I are writing together! It's called"Road Trip!" and basically, it's about our fave Yeerkies taking a trip. In a car. On Earth. Shoot me now. XD

This first chapter was written by Concrete Angel, NOT ME. :P We just decided to put it under my name. The story plot belongs to her (aka it was her idea), but I will be helping out and writing equal chapters. I'm writing the next one.

Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer : Neither Concrete Angel nor I own Animorphs or anything to do with it. However, I do own Ellie.

« Road Trip! »

by Concrete Angel and Sinister Shadow

Chapter One…

Visser Three's PoV

I wondered what to do with myself; I was once again bored out of my sanity. Seeing that it was irrationally ironic that my Blade Ship had just simply broken down, and due to its size, it's quite hard to pin point the problematic area.

Oh yes, and I did I exclude to mention that the only even slightly close ship was Visser One's Empire Shit.

I mean Ship.

So we all boarded Visser One's pride and joy, who is "we" you ask? Oh gods, I wish you hadn't. This "we" consisted of me, my nuisance of a personal assistant, Iniss 226, and my unfortunately extremely girl and pink intern, Ellie. Just Ellie. Oh, and also bunch of useless ship slaves, pilots, engineers and cooks. (So I like to eat, JUST GIVE IT UP ALREADY)

It had been two days now, and I had unfortunately found out we were heading back to Earth. According to rumors, Visser One wants a tan. So I found myself once more, walking around this overly large Visser One-afied ship. Ew.

I was walking down a freakishly narrow hallway (Visser One thinks I'm the one who is too large, I believe it is that hallways that are too narrow) when I was suddenly poked in the hindquarters. I was about to decapitate the poor soul who had poked me, when I realized, to no surprise whatsoever, it was Iniss.

"Visser?" he whined. I rolled my eyes in annoyance and kicked myself in the back of the head for not killing him when I had the chance, but nevertheless, I answered him.

(Yes Iniss?)

"Why is there something pink on your butt that says: "HAHA VISSER THREE!"?" he replied looking quite disturbed. My eyes widened and then I yanked the small pink "sticky-note" off my butt. I read the small, femininely written words.

HAHA Visser Three. You're so dumb you'll never find this until you've completely and utterly publicly humiliated yourself.

HAHA VISSER THREE!

Visser One :)

Enraged out of my skin, I tore up the small piece of pink and ran towards Visser One's room. I pounded on the door as hard as I possibly could. When no one answered, I took the liberty of knocking down the door. I walked into Visser One's room, very carefully might I add, I searched in her bathroom, bed room, and her freakishly pink guest room. No sign of Visser One. But I did find something very interesting in her room.

There was a picture of my face, with one very yellow and black dart in it. I went up to it and grabbed the top of the picture and pulled it down. There was another picture behind it. I had to study it for a while until I realized it was a human map of a place called US OF A. Weird name… This dart was on a city! It was called Ph…Pho…Phoenix. I had checked the area of our landing, and it was no where near there. It wasn't even in the US of A!

I was going to get back at Visser One for her little prank. I did not quite know how I was going to manage this revenge of mine, but I was sure gonna try.

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We landed in the human country called "Canada" it was in a small remote place called "Halifax". I morphed into my "not so bald" human morph. I walked up to Visser One and whispered into her ear.

"Ha. Ha."

She burst out laughing and when she bent in half and clutched her stomach because she was laughing so hard, I could not help but notice how her already freakishly short shorts went up just a little bit. And oh yes, I stared at her amazingly toned butt. But I stopped when she slapped me across the face, leaving a very apparent red mark.

I glared at her and she smirked at me.

"Thank your intern for the pink sticky-note by the way." She said in her nasty little tone, god I hate her.

"ELLIE! COME HERE!" I lashed out. Ellie came running in her girly manner.

"Like, what's up Visser!" She asked smiling as if nothing was wrong at all.

"DID YOU GIVE VISSER ONE A SMALL PINK PIECE OF PAPER?" I yelled. She blinked forth.

"Like, relax Visser. You're totally giving me a headache with your like screaming and all!" she replied in a very sassy manner.

"I'M NOT SCREAMING….I mean, I'm not screaming Ellie, I simply wish to know if you gave that small piece of paper to Visser One." I said, attempting to calm myself. I heard Visser One chuckle in the background, I shot a nasty glare at her. Instead of glaring back, she simply smiled at me. This sort of threw me off, because I did not quite understand her reason for smiling, until I heard it too. Thunder. I looked up to the gray sky, and saw the lightening, and then again, heard the thunder. It was unfortunately followed by a quivering Iniss grabbing my arm so hard I was beginning to think it was going to pop off.

"Well, during a thunder storm, the safest place is in a vehicle." Visser One stated. I was going to use this to my very own advantage in my plans for revenge. I made my way over to one of the small stores all lined up on the street. I walked up to the young girl, about Visser One's age, who was behind a counter writing something on a piece of paper.

"Hello?" I asked her. She looked up and me and smiled then stood up straight.

"Can I help you, sir?" She asked politely. I could not help but notice the fact that one the buttons on her shirt had become unattached. In a very, very revealing place. I tried not to look really. So I turned around.

"Uh… UH… Your shirt is… uh…" I stuttered. I heard her mumble out a human curse word.

"It's safe to look now." She said in a bit of a shy tone. I turned around and smiled at her with the most falsely sincere smile I could muster.

"I'm quite sure a local beauty like yourself would know where to find the closest

ve-hee-cle rental store." I said smirking with an amused look in my eyes. Her cheeks turned bright red and her mouth hung open slightly.

"Um, well, if you walk for about five minutes, you'll get to an intersection. Turn left, or wait, is it right, no, it's left, and then follow it through until you get to LeBlanc and Gallant Car Rentals." She said, looking into my eyes and then quickly looking away and to the floor. I tilted my head slightly to the left and smiled.

"Thanks doll." I said. I walked away from the girl and out of the store. I ran my fingers through my hair and looked around.

"INISS!" I called out. I looked around but saw no sign of the fumbling idiot anywhere. I called out his name again. Again, again, again. So after many failed tries, I went back towards where I had left him and Visser One. When I arrived, I saw no one. This confused me. And then I saw it. It frustrated me very, very much. "It" was in fact another little pink piece of paper. I walked angrily over to it and grabbed it off of the rock Visser One had stuck it too. I read and confirmed that the note was from Visser One.

Visser Three,

You imbecile. Where did you go? Anyway, I really don't care, but Iniss seemed to worry about the limited quantity of food he had brought and wanted some of yours. So, I asked your interne for more paper and wow! Unlike you! She's portable! So, we've checked into one room (yes ONE ROOM), ok, so Ellie was the only one who remembered people don't exactly give you stuff on this planet and that we needed money. So, we're stuck together. Oh! Haha! I almost forgot to tell you where we were! Come find us at the Best Western and FEED YOUR GOD DAMN P.A.!

Visser One :)

The lords know I despise her. DOES SHE HAVE TO SIGN HER NAME WITH THAT INFERNAL LITTLE SMILEY FACE? I ripped up the note and threw the pieces into the air and walked away.

I made my way to the closest ATM machine (yes, I have money, I know, I would have thought I would have spent it all on porn by now too) and took out 200$. I walked back over the little boutique and started my adventure there. I made my way to the intersection and waited for the light to turn red. Then I crossed, only later did I find out I was supposed to walk across the street when the light was green, not red. So almost being hit by a very big sports utility ve-hee-cle was not part of my plan, but anything involving sudden death slash injury was ever part of my plan unless it involved Visser One.

I walked into the "LeBlanc and Gallant Car Rentals Inc." and looked around. It was a simple building, with a few desks and a woman was sitting at the desk in the front. She looked up at me and gasped.

"V…vvv….Visser Three!" she shouted as her eyes widened and she dropped to the floor on her knees. I could not help but smirk. My eyes grew cold and I glared at her.

"Yes? Visser One and I are visiting. We need a ve-hee-cle. Red, seats 7 and has any particular accessories you think might be suitable for my personality." I said in a mono-tone voice. She nodded and stumbled to her feet and checked her computer for a car with the parameters I had given her. She looked up at me then looked back down immediately.

"Red mini-van, AC, satellite radio, fold-up seats in the back, leather seats, automatic starter and heated seats in the front." She said her hands slightly quivering and still looking downwards.

"Hmm, acceptable I suppose." I said rolling my eyes. She marked the car as rented in her computer and handed me the keys. I gave her a cold glare and walked away. I found my car easily enough (as in, after walking around the parking lot about 15 times). I drove the mini-van to the indicated Best Western and I was not surprised whatsoever to find Iniss dangling five stories up out of window.

I stepped out of the car and looked up.

"Iniss?" I asked.

His face lit up right away but his body started to sway which caused him to screech in horror. I rolled my eyes. His shirt had been duct taped to him and someone had closed the window down on his sleeves. It was amazing he hadn't fallen out of the shirt yet. Duct tape, great invention by the way.

"Just hold on Iniss. I get you down!" I said. I turned around and walked towards the equipment hut.

"Eventually…" I muttered. I chuckled slightly to myself and seriously wondered about simply leaving Iniss there. But of course, in my charity, I decided he might be slightly useful… maybe I'll make a rug out of him?

I broke the lock on the small shed and found a ladder. I brought it to the front of the building and soon found out Iniss was in fact only two stories high, not five. I carefully opened the window and placed Iniss down on the ladder. I almost dropped him when I suddenly heard Visser One and Ellie explode in girly laughter. I just sort of glared at them and watched Iniss climb down the ladder and then let myself climb down as well.

Oh Visser One was gonna get it.

No one hangs my personal assistant out the window except for me.

Gah.

I hate her.

I walked into the hotel entrance, made my way over to the elevator. Pressed the button for up. And waited.

Well, Concrete Angel and I (but especially Concrete Angel since she wrote the chapter) hope you liked this chapter, and this fic so far! We also DEMAND you to review:P So please do!