It was a clear and crispy Sunday morning at the hoek household, Ren was sitting in his favorite leopard chair as Stimpy was preparing a beautiful Christmas goose for lunch. "Steempy, how much longer ees thees theeng gonna take to cook? I'm wastin away over here chowderhead!" Yelled Ren. "just a second Ren, I still gotta put this thing out of its misery!" Replied stimpy in his usual cheerful tone of voice. A few muffled goose noises could be heard before a brief snapping sound and a flump of feathers flew from the kitchen. "Just nuke the darn thing and get een here, I've been lookin for sometheeng to watch on the boobtube for a full three meenutes now" Ren yelled louder this time to get his point across. "Looks like somebody doesn't want any goooose!" Ren sighed before getting back to his meaningless task of surfing the 4 channels on his prized television. He finally settled on the news channel, a brightly dressed man was ranting about how millennials shouldn't be allowed to eat most fruits. Ren simply sunk deeper into his chair as a big smirk appeared on his face "ah, finally, something a dog like me can really seenk my teeth into…". He turned the volume to the highest setting as the brightly dressed man was quickly escorted off the premises as the real news anchor took the stage. "Sorry about that folks, now, on to our one on one interview with the one… The only… HATSUNE MIKU." "Hatsune mik-who?" questioned Ren to the television. "That's right! World famous pop idol hatsune miku, you may know her from her many popular musical hits!" "Musical heets?, I'm sure if they were that good, I would have heard them before" retorted Ren once again. "oh you know… lIKE THIS ONE!". Horrible, horrible computer fax machine noises filled the air, as Ren stood in silence, listening to the golden voice of hatsune miku intently… "My, that ees good.." Ren closed his eyes and listened intently, as Stimpy ran in with a charred goose in his hands. "For the love of everything that is holy Ren! Turn that racket off and eat some freaking goose!" Stimpy said before chucking said goose into the lap of his dear pal. "shut yer trap, can't you see I'm tryin to watch thees? Ren gave Stimpy a little smack on the forehead before he glued his eyes back to the screen. "Wasn't that something folks, well, let's get to that interview now, shall we? Now , tell us about yourself…" The camera panned to the glorious image of hatsune miku, "konichiwa" she said before Ren quickly turned off the television, his eyes widened. "Dah...something wrong ren?" Stimpy asked. Ren flopped to the ground as his mouth foamed, and began babbling to himself. "hold on buddy, help is on the way!" The panicked stimpy ran toward a bookshelf filled with various meats, he took the only book on the shelf, simply named "the big ol' book of sudden bodily problems" Stimpy began flipping through the book as ren began to vigorously vibrate. After coming to a conclusion, Stimpy closed the book and threw it across the room, and ran up to Ren with unbridled joy. "OH REN! Why didn't you tell me you were in love!" Ren got up from his current fetal position and slapped the smile off of Stimpys big dumb head. "OF COURSE YOU EEMBECILE, that hatsune meeku gal just changed my flippin life!" Ren grabbed Stimpy on what I can assume is his collar and rose him in the air. "Well Ren, what are you gonna do about it then?" "I… NEED… hatsune meeku brand merchandise…" growled Ren, before scurrying up to his master bed room. He began tearing off the wall paper, knocking lamps off of shelves, and just sort of wrecking up the place. "I ain't gonna rest until thees whole room is covered in miku face Steempy!" he bellowed. "will you at least eat the goose I've prepared for you Ren?". Ren hissed, "NOT UNTIL ITS WEARIN PIG TAILS AND SEENGING K-POP". "Than don't you worry your pretty little head Ren, this house will be more hatsune-like than it's ever been before!" Stimpy threw the goose into a nearby umbrella rack, and then threw himself out the front door.