Welcome to an attempted try of breaking 586 rules of Hogwarts! This fanfic is a tri-authored one, featuring three members of Awesome Alter Egos: Drew (Fanfic Luvr94), Clem (Ohmydarling660), and GrandDuchessA (WhiteTiger3944). We will try our best to keep updating this story, although it may take years to finish it! Anyways, we hope you enjoy and have tons of laughs!

Disclaimer: The three authors mentioned above do not have any rights to these rules. They are taken from a post by MidnightPixieGal. We do not own any of the Harry Potter characters either!

Chapter By: Drew (Fanfic Luvr94)

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".

Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle all snickered together. Draco put an arrogant smirk on his face, grabbed a spoon, and dipped it in the honey sitting on the table. Crabbe and Goyle broke into stifled laughter as Draco withdrew the spoon, now covered with honey, and stood up from the Slytherin table.

With a quick, cautious look up at the staff table, Draco walked straight for the Hufflepuff table. Despite all the noise of the students in the Great Hall, he could hear Crabbe and Goyle's guffaws as he approached Hannah Abbott. At first, he was actually reluctant to take on the dare, but now it seemed like an excellent thing to do. Hannah was so unaware of the humiliation that would come her way in just seconds' time.

Hannah was sitting next to her friend Susan, chatting away about what Draco guessed was boys. It was typical girl talk. Not wanting to hesitate any longer, he poked the back of Hannah's head with the honey-laden spoon. Hannah tensed, but did not turn around. She probably thought it was some other Hufflepuff that was trying to get on her nerves. Draco held back laughter as he poked again, only harder this time.

Suddenly, Hannah whipped around in her seat, her eyes burning with anger. "What do you-" she paled when she realized who it was.

"Who do you think you are?" roared Susan.

"I'm trying to help you!" Draco said as he turned to poke Susan on the forehead with the spoon.

"Are you mental? Get away from us!"

"I told you, I'm trying to help you! If you would just hold still-"

Hannah swatted at the spoon, knocking it right out of Draco's hand. "We said, get away from us!"

"Hey, it's not my fault you're wearing yellow and black. Don't you know that's what color bees are? You're covered in them!"

"Get out of here, you freak!" Susan shouted in a shrill voice.

Draco sighed exasperatedly. "Fine, but when you're stung because the bees won't leave you alone, don't come crying to me to get rid of them!" With that, Draco turned on his heel, swishing his cloak behind him.

Crabbe and Goyle were howling. Draco kept right on smirking as he joined them.

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