Harry Potter and the Bitch Slapping of Malfoy
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This carries on after the scene in Deathly Hallows when Harry and Voldemort are about to fight, just before Voldemort dies. Short but fun.
This quote comes from page 590 of Deathly Hallows
"…as Harry pulled off the Invisibility Cloak at last. The yell of shock, the cheers, the screams on every side of 'Harry!' 'HE'S ALIVE' were stifled at once. The crowd was afraid, and silence fell abruptly and completely as Voldemort and Harry looked at each other, and began, at the same moment, to circle each other."
Suddenly a voice cried out. "AVADA KEDRAVA!" And Voldemort fell dead, on the floor.
"What the FUCK?!" screamed Harry. "I was supposed to kill him! We were going to do that sinister walking around in circles, threatening each other thing!! YOU FUCKING RUINED THE BOOK!!"
"Hehehe….he" chuckled Malfoy nervously. "Umm well yeah, you guys kind of saved my life so I thought I'd return the favour."
Harry proceeded to bitch slap the hell out of him.
And everyone lived happily ever after except for Malfoy! YAY!