Disclaimer: You know the drill. I don't own Fushigi Yuugi.

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At first, I thought I loved Nakago. And then, that bastard let me die as a shield for him. He didn't even say he loved me back! After I was reborn into my current life, I had a huge crush on Tomo. Hey, I'm only human, and ya gotta admit Tomo is just plain dreamy. Without his freaky makeup and horrid clothes, at least. Yes, I was in denial about him being gay. Then I went through this crazy stage where I though ASHITARE was the one for me.

Soi shuddered and kicked a rock.

Glad that's over. Now I know who my true love. I just have this feeling in my gut that it's him. His name is Shun'u Kou, aka Tasuki of the Suzaku Seven. I know we're rivals, but I bet we could make it work. Examples how? He can run really fast, but I could match his speed with my lightning. He can manipulate fire, I can start fires with my lightning. He can do just about anything else, but I could still beat him with just one zap of my lightning. He's the leader of a well known and feared group of bandits and I used to be a hooker, and bandits love hookers. We're a match made in hel-I mean, heaven! First I have to make him feel the same way about me, though. In fact, I need to somehow let him know that I was reborn. Now that I think about it, wasn't it Tasuki that killed me in the first place? (A/N: YAY TASUKI!) Hmm. Oh well. I bet I deserved it after all the pain I caused for my Tasuki-poo and his friends. Let's see, how should I meet him? Ya know, I've always wondered what it would be like to be a bandit, so I'm gonna somehow join the group. Should I get in pretending to be a dude? No way! That might turn him gay! Oh my God what if he's already gay? I bet I could turn him straight...Hmm...should I play a damsel in distress? Or maybe I should just barge in requesting membership? I doubt that would work, only men allowed. I could seduce people; have a few strings pulled. Or I could be a maid. Or a life-force builder. Hmm...they're all so good I can't choose! Got it! I'll start with 'Damsel in Distress'. Then request to be a maid. If that stuff don't work I'll request to be a life-force builder. Besides, that will probably be a condition, minus any 'special techniques'. It's a bunch of drunk bandits, I bet I know what to expect.

Soi sighed as she trudged up the mountain.

I've had drunks and bandits as custumers before. Now, how should I do this damsel thing?

Soi spun around, looking for ideas. What she saw made her go wide-eyed.

Perfect.

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I think this story will have it's share of originality. I don't know yet. Should I continue? Up to the readers.