Lady Marmalade
Narator: Okay boys.. you lost my bet due to your fire boys horrible poker skills..
Pyro: Ehh.. fuck you.
Narator: Would you like to keep your dick?
Pyro: Yea I would.
Narator: Then shut up... now boys.. you got to get in these little corsets with these high heels and these panty hoes and sing lady marmalade!
Night Crawler: No! NO! zes is vere I draw ze line!
Wolverine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... PYRO I HATE YOU!
Gambit: I don't care as long as ma chere Rogue is watching...
Night Crawler: dude! You VANT Rogue to see you in that?
Gambit: Yes.
Pyro: But she will think your a... SLUT!
Narator: Guys guys shut up! Get in them now or else you will have to face horrible painful hours with my mothers cooking...
All: GASP!
Narator: Exactly!
*They get in their outfits.. They come out ten minutes later*
Narator: THIS IS GOLD!
Night Crawler: Can ve just get zes over vith?
Narator: Sure!
*Music Starts*
[ALL]
Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister
Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, go sister
[NIGHT CRAWLER]
He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Strutting her stuff on the street
She said, hello, hey Joe
You vanna give it a go, oh
*By now they are all acctually getting into the song. Wolverine was dancing on the bed while the others were dancing whorishly around him.*
[ALL]
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (hey hey hey)
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (hee oh)
Mocca chocolata ya ya (ooh yeah)
Creole Lady Marmalade (ohh)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (oh oh)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
*Scott comes in, music stops*
Scott: AHH I AM GETTING TURNED ON!
*Blank stare*
Scott: I'll be going now.
Night Crawler: Vhatever!
[PYRO]
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that magnolia wine
On her black satin sheets
Is where he started to freak, yeah
[ALL]
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (da da yeah)
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (ooh yeah yeah)
Mocca chocolata ya ya
Creole Lady Marmalade, uh
[WOLVERINE]
Yeah, yeah, aw
We come through with the money and the garter belts
Let 'em know we 'bout that cake, straight out the gate
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm saying, why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry
I'ma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear high heeled shoes, get love from the Jews
Four bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
Hey sisters, soul sisters
Gotta get that dough sisters
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
By the case, the meaning of expensive taste
We wanna gitchi gitchi ya ya (come on)
Mocca chocolata (what)
Creole Lady Marmalade
(One more time, come on)
BUB!
[ALL]
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ooh)
Marmalade (ooh)
Lady Marmalade (ooh yeah)
Marmalade (ohh)
[GAMBIT]
Hey, hey, hey
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth, oh
Color of cafe au lait, alright
Made the savage beast inside
Roar until he cried
More, more, more
[PYRO]
Now he's back home doing nine to five (nine to five)
[NIGHT CRAWLER]
Living a gray flannel life
[GAMBIT]
But when he turns off to sleep, memories keep
More, more, more
[ALL]
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (ohh)
Mocca chocolata ya ya (ooh)
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ohh)
Come on, uh
*By now Xavier comes in. Everyone is very into it.*
[XAVIER]
Gambit
[GAMBIT]
Moulin
[XAVIER]
Pyro
[PYRO]
Lady Marmalade
[XAVIER]
Wolverine
[WOLVERINE]
Hey, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
[XAVIER]
Night Crawler
[NIGHT CRAWLER]
Lady
Ooh
[XAVIER]
Xavier here
[ALL]
Creole Lady Marmalade, ooh yeah
Narator: *About to die of laughter.* OH MY GOD THAT WAS GREAT!!!
All: THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
*Blank stare at Night Crawler, Wolverine, Pyro, and Gambit. Fade out*
Narator: Okay boys.. you lost my bet due to your fire boys horrible poker skills..
Pyro: Ehh.. fuck you.
Narator: Would you like to keep your dick?
Pyro: Yea I would.
Narator: Then shut up... now boys.. you got to get in these little corsets with these high heels and these panty hoes and sing lady marmalade!
Night Crawler: No! NO! zes is vere I draw ze line!
Wolverine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... PYRO I HATE YOU!
Gambit: I don't care as long as ma chere Rogue is watching...
Night Crawler: dude! You VANT Rogue to see you in that?
Gambit: Yes.
Pyro: But she will think your a... SLUT!
Narator: Guys guys shut up! Get in them now or else you will have to face horrible painful hours with my mothers cooking...
All: GASP!
Narator: Exactly!
*They get in their outfits.. They come out ten minutes later*
Narator: THIS IS GOLD!
Night Crawler: Can ve just get zes over vith?
Narator: Sure!
*Music Starts*
[ALL]
Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister
Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, go sister
[NIGHT CRAWLER]
He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Strutting her stuff on the street
She said, hello, hey Joe
You vanna give it a go, oh
*By now they are all acctually getting into the song. Wolverine was dancing on the bed while the others were dancing whorishly around him.*
[ALL]
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (hey hey hey)
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (hee oh)
Mocca chocolata ya ya (ooh yeah)
Creole Lady Marmalade (ohh)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (oh oh)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
*Scott comes in, music stops*
Scott: AHH I AM GETTING TURNED ON!
*Blank stare*
Scott: I'll be going now.
Night Crawler: Vhatever!
[PYRO]
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that magnolia wine
On her black satin sheets
Is where he started to freak, yeah
[ALL]
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (da da yeah)
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (ooh yeah yeah)
Mocca chocolata ya ya
Creole Lady Marmalade, uh
[WOLVERINE]
Yeah, yeah, aw
We come through with the money and the garter belts
Let 'em know we 'bout that cake, straight out the gate
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm saying, why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry
I'ma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear high heeled shoes, get love from the Jews
Four bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
Hey sisters, soul sisters
Gotta get that dough sisters
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
By the case, the meaning of expensive taste
We wanna gitchi gitchi ya ya (come on)
Mocca chocolata (what)
Creole Lady Marmalade
(One more time, come on)
BUB!
[ALL]
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ooh)
Marmalade (ooh)
Lady Marmalade (ooh yeah)
Marmalade (ohh)
[GAMBIT]
Hey, hey, hey
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth, oh
Color of cafe au lait, alright
Made the savage beast inside
Roar until he cried
More, more, more
[PYRO]
Now he's back home doing nine to five (nine to five)
[NIGHT CRAWLER]
Living a gray flannel life
[GAMBIT]
But when he turns off to sleep, memories keep
More, more, more
[ALL]
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (ohh)
Mocca chocolata ya ya (ooh)
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ohh)
Come on, uh
*By now Xavier comes in. Everyone is very into it.*
[XAVIER]
Gambit
[GAMBIT]
Moulin
[XAVIER]
Pyro
[PYRO]
Lady Marmalade
[XAVIER]
Wolverine
[WOLVERINE]
Hey, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
[XAVIER]
Night Crawler
[NIGHT CRAWLER]
Lady
Ooh
[XAVIER]
Xavier here
[ALL]
Creole Lady Marmalade, ooh yeah
Narator: *About to die of laughter.* OH MY GOD THAT WAS GREAT!!!
All: THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
*Blank stare at Night Crawler, Wolverine, Pyro, and Gambit. Fade out*