Dragon Ball Power Puffs (from a to Z)!

What would happen if the DBZ gang met the Power Puff Girls? TOTAL HAVOC!

Episode 1: The True Identity of HIM!

::Narrator::
THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE… a quiet neighborly place with lots of love. But, it is also home to many of the creepiest villains this world has ever seen!

::camera zooms to a city corner where HIM is seen entering a beauty parlor::

And one of these creepy cons is the mysterious HIM! What secret does this vile criminal keep from us? Who is HIM?! ::narrator fades out as we follow him into the parlor::

"Hello, and how are you today on this fine Saturday, HIM?"

HIM looked up calmly at the barber who was just cropping Mojo Jojo's fur into an eloquent twist. HIM smiled his usual half- wicked, half de- formed smile.

"Oh, lovely to see you today Mr. Cut-a-lock," HIM said in his usual echoing voice. The barber smiled nicely and showed HIM to the nearest barber's chair.

He was just beginning his usual mousse- rinse when:

SHA-BAM!

::Narrator comes in::
SHABAM! Who writes this crap! What kind of word is shabam? ::Narrator fades out in a huff::

"IT'S THE POWER PUFF GIRLS!" Mojo Jojo cried from the sink.

::Narrator comes in::
THAT'S MY LINE YOU STUPID MONKEY!

::Mojo gets up:: Are you trying to anger me, Narrator, cause if you would that would anger me and I would become ANGRY!

::Narrator::
Oh, shut up! You're not even a main character!

::Mojo walks up to the screen:: THAT'S IT! I quit! That means I am quitting which says that I am not working anymore, which means I am unemployed, so I am poor, so that I must find a job to make MONEY. Yes, that is what I will make. Money, which is green and sometimes even greener when it's hot off the press, which means it was just made for me to spend and buy things. Yes, that is what I will do if I was to say, go to a mall and spend money, green…

::HIM::
WILL YOU STOP! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO MY EPISODE!

::Mojo jumps out the window of the shop and the story recommences::

"Ahem. Oh, look it's little Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles. Why hello girls, what took you so long to find me?"

"You did a bad thing, HIM. You may be the eviliest villain, but you really hurt the mayor!" Bubbles said in her squeaky voice.

::a picture is shown of the mayor in bandages lying in a hospital bed with Miss Bellum by his side in a chair snoring::

"Oh, really girls? I didn't mean to hurt the poor mayor! Please forgive me!" HIM said mockingly. Buttercup smacked HIM.

"I am so sick of your games HIM. Blossom, grab HIM from behind! I want to know who HIM really is!" Buttercup said.

As soon as Blossom had a tight grip on HIM, Bubbles and Buttercup pulled off the mask only to reveal…

::Narrator::
Oh, the suspense is killing you, isn't it? ::Narrator fades out with a squeal::

"Oh my gosh! It's…" Buttercup stammered.

"NO! It can't be!" Bubbles yelped.

"IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!" Blossom cried.

"Oh, come on!" the barber said. "Isn't this bit getting a little old? For goodness sakes, it's just…"

::a train runs him over::

"IT'S…"

::Narrator::
IT'S KRILLIN FROM DRAGON BALL Z!

"Yes, it's me girls," Krillin says, getting up and slipping out of the HIM suit. Blossom faints.


::Narrator:: For once, the day is suspended in time thanks to…

KRILLIN!
::ending music comes on and Krillin is shown half in HIM suit and half not in front of the whirly deal::

TO BE CONTINUED…
What WILL happen now that HIM has been discovered as Krillin (OF ALL PEOPLE)?! The end of the world? Join us in our next episode for the answers: UNMASKED (AND ON THE RUN)!