How do you pick up chicks, dad?
By: The Brainless Wonder
A/N: I have absolutely no clue where I came up with this. I think I was just reading romance fics again, and then this popped up in my head. So, R&R~
Disclaimer: As if you didn't know, I don't own DBZ!
How do you pick up chicks, dad?
Vegeta was sleeping...well, because he hasn't been sleeping for two days straight. He was on the couch, snoring as loud as ever!
"Mommy? I think there's a monster downstairs! It's a really loud monster too!" Bra wailed to her mother.
"No sweetie, that's just your father. He's hibernating, so leave him alone for awhile." Bulma said as she typed away on the computer. Bra soon left, followed by Trunks.
"Hey Mom. Is dad alive yet? I want to ask him something." Said Trunks.
"No Trunks, I'm afraid your dad is still asleep on the couch. And whatever you do, don't wake him up!" Bulma said, but she was too late for Trunks was already running downstairs to the couch. "No, stop, don't go." Bulma said in a dull voice.
Trunks got to his dad and shook him lightly. No response of any life. "Dad, there's food on the stove." Trunks whispered. Still nothing. 'Darn, that always worked on Goten.' Trunks thought to himself. "Hey dad, Goku's laying dead on the floor." Vegeta stood up.
"I TOLD YOU PEOPLE, THAT ONE DAY I, PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS, WOULD BEAT KAKAROTT!" he roared, followed by an evil holler of laughter.
"Uh...I was just...sort of...kidding...dad?" Trunks said, still wondering what was wrong with his oh-so-loving father. "But, I woke you up, to ask you something!" Trunks said.
"I told you already, that you came from some family that had a thing against lavender hair, so they dropped you at here." Vegeta said, hoping that wasn't the question.
"As much as I believe that story *cough*, I wanted to ask something else." Trunks started blushing.
"This can't be good."
"How do you pick up chicks, dad?" Trunks asked looking at the floor. It was silent for a very long time. "Any answer would be good at this point. Well, if your not going to answer, I am just going to keep talking." Trunks said as he crossed his arms. "I don't know who I like, what about Marron?"
Vegeta's eye twitched a lot. 'If he married Marron...than that would mean that I would be related to...*(dun Dun DUM!) That Android 18 girl that beat me up and cueball. Oh for the love of humanity!' "Anybody but her!" Vegeta suddenly screamed out loud.
"Okay...how about Pan? She's part Saiyan if that means anything to you." Trunks said.
'Okay, now let find something wrong with her. Let's see, her mom is...that Videl girl.' Vegeta was thinking. 'Oh dear Dende! Her father is Hercules!' Vegeta started having breathing problems. 'Wait a minute...AH! Pan's dad is Gohan and Gohan' dad is...Kakarott!' Vegeta grabbed a paper bag next to him and started breathing into it.
"Inhale and exhale. Slowly dad, don't give yourself a heart attack." Trunks said.
"Don't even think about that 'Pan' girl, do and die!" Vegeta threatened.
"Ugh. This is really going nowhere! You suck dad!" Trunks ran out the door and flew to Goten's house.
"Well...that was weird." Vegeta shrugged and plopped back down on the couch. And soon was snoring loudly again. Bra comes in with a spear and oxygen mask.
"DIE MONSTER!" Bra yelled.
A/N: Okay, was that stupid or what? But I am sooooo bored! Well anywho, please REVIEW! I'd love you so much...well, not really. But, I'd think your really cool, if that will boost your self esteem or something. Bye and thanks for reading!
By: The Brainless Wonder
A/N: I have absolutely no clue where I came up with this. I think I was just reading romance fics again, and then this popped up in my head. So, R&R~
Disclaimer: As if you didn't know, I don't own DBZ!
How do you pick up chicks, dad?
Vegeta was sleeping...well, because he hasn't been sleeping for two days straight. He was on the couch, snoring as loud as ever!
"Mommy? I think there's a monster downstairs! It's a really loud monster too!" Bra wailed to her mother.
"No sweetie, that's just your father. He's hibernating, so leave him alone for awhile." Bulma said as she typed away on the computer. Bra soon left, followed by Trunks.
"Hey Mom. Is dad alive yet? I want to ask him something." Said Trunks.
"No Trunks, I'm afraid your dad is still asleep on the couch. And whatever you do, don't wake him up!" Bulma said, but she was too late for Trunks was already running downstairs to the couch. "No, stop, don't go." Bulma said in a dull voice.
Trunks got to his dad and shook him lightly. No response of any life. "Dad, there's food on the stove." Trunks whispered. Still nothing. 'Darn, that always worked on Goten.' Trunks thought to himself. "Hey dad, Goku's laying dead on the floor." Vegeta stood up.
"I TOLD YOU PEOPLE, THAT ONE DAY I, PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS, WOULD BEAT KAKAROTT!" he roared, followed by an evil holler of laughter.
"Uh...I was just...sort of...kidding...dad?" Trunks said, still wondering what was wrong with his oh-so-loving father. "But, I woke you up, to ask you something!" Trunks said.
"I told you already, that you came from some family that had a thing against lavender hair, so they dropped you at here." Vegeta said, hoping that wasn't the question.
"As much as I believe that story *cough*, I wanted to ask something else." Trunks started blushing.
"This can't be good."
"How do you pick up chicks, dad?" Trunks asked looking at the floor. It was silent for a very long time. "Any answer would be good at this point. Well, if your not going to answer, I am just going to keep talking." Trunks said as he crossed his arms. "I don't know who I like, what about Marron?"
Vegeta's eye twitched a lot. 'If he married Marron...than that would mean that I would be related to...*(dun Dun DUM!) That Android 18 girl that beat me up and cueball. Oh for the love of humanity!' "Anybody but her!" Vegeta suddenly screamed out loud.
"Okay...how about Pan? She's part Saiyan if that means anything to you." Trunks said.
'Okay, now let find something wrong with her. Let's see, her mom is...that Videl girl.' Vegeta was thinking. 'Oh dear Dende! Her father is Hercules!' Vegeta started having breathing problems. 'Wait a minute...AH! Pan's dad is Gohan and Gohan' dad is...Kakarott!' Vegeta grabbed a paper bag next to him and started breathing into it.
"Inhale and exhale. Slowly dad, don't give yourself a heart attack." Trunks said.
"Don't even think about that 'Pan' girl, do and die!" Vegeta threatened.
"Ugh. This is really going nowhere! You suck dad!" Trunks ran out the door and flew to Goten's house.
"Well...that was weird." Vegeta shrugged and plopped back down on the couch. And soon was snoring loudly again. Bra comes in with a spear and oxygen mask.
"DIE MONSTER!" Bra yelled.
A/N: Okay, was that stupid or what? But I am sooooo bored! Well anywho, please REVIEW! I'd love you so much...well, not really. But, I'd think your really cool, if that will boost your self esteem or something. Bye and thanks for reading!