I am totally Ezio Auditore da Firenze, but you can just call me eioz for short. I climbed into my totally skewl, assins creeds high, instead of using the double doors at the front. I totally dropped in front of my locker. Every1 else was an assassin too so they dident care. My locker was next to my best friend leanoardo da vinci. He is the top art stoodent in the whole schoewl. Wait hes not an assassin he carnt go to this skewl, nevermind.

I was sad because I was thinking abut my best frend Leonardo and the fact he dident go to this skewl. I always tell him the totes goss after school.

Butt my thorts were distracted when… my totes cursh walked down the corider! It wos altaϊr. He luked so amzein in his white asssssasins robe, with a red belt. He had on a hood, it luuked like an eagle that s what his name means. Omg hes so hot.

"I'm better than everyone else," he announced. Oh yeah I forgot to menshun, hes a JERK. He s a SPORTS JOCK. Hes worse than a spots jock tho he THINKS HES BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD even the most famous assassin, Lucien lachance.

"Altaïr, you are not bettar than every1 else," corrected him firned Malik. Malik had 2 arms.

"yes I am. I'm better than you, I'm a strate A+ studant. Unlike you youre a LOSER."

"Ok Altaear I'm SICK of you, you think your better than every1 else BUT UR NOT" then he ran away into the toiletries, crying.

Altarï looked kind of sad on his own. He just had a nootral face tho, he never makes faciel expressions. But I know his inner emotens. I have posters of him on my wall, hes my hero. Maybe if I asked him if he was ok he'd like me! I sucked in a deep breth, but be4 I cud speak to him someone ran down the corridor and totally shouted… "TEMPALRS ARE ATTACKING!"

I HATED templrasr they KILLED MY FAMILY im an oprhan like all good charcetrs in these fics. I got out my hidden blade whch was hidden, that's why it's totally called a hidden blade. I STABED the templras they died.

But… MALIK'S ARM HAD FALLEN OFF WHEN HE WAS FIGHTING THE TEMPLARS! He cried… he blamed ALTAÏR. Altair got EXPELLED

Oh no… I couldn't believe my totes crush got expelled! Especishally over something so minor as makin a prsn lose an arm. I wondered how… malick had told me that it wos becos altear RAN AWAY instead of…. totally helping him.

Altaaïr PoV

I cudent believe I got expelled… all becos of that total LOSRE malek. He was such a JERK unlike me im so nice, and im also the best at assassinating ppl and the best at art, even better than leanordeo da vinchi. I totally opened my sketch book and drew a picture of a Templar falling off a totally building. Then I drew one of malik except then I remembered he didn't haeve an arm…. Well that wos his fawlt. But I kinda felt bad… BEOS I WAS SECRETLY IN LUV WIF HIM and it was my falt anyway but im too ARORGENt to admit that.

I walked dejected down the street, then I realiswd….. I WAS DROWNING ! the water came all the way up to my knees I couldn't breathe! "help" I yelled. To my surprise, a totally assassin came to help me even tho I just got expleed from ther high skewool. He was so strong lookin, he was werarin a nice outfit but it wasent as nice as mine. He wos pretty cute too I mite add, but not as cute as me of course. I was the most handomse, I was the best at art, I was the best at assassinating ppl even tho I got expelled, I was the best at everythong I did ever. I saw my reflection in the water, I was BeaaUTUIFUL. But then I remembered that I was drownin. Thankfully the strong assassin pulled me out of the water. He was so brave, im scared of water. I refuse to drink anything except the blood of tempalrs.

"Thanks," I seded to the assassien, and he blushed. Well of coruse he did, I made everyone blush becos I was so attrative and had the best pick up lines. "Whats your name?"

"my name is ezio," he sid friendly. "I know your name already it's Altaïr."

"WTF ARE YOU STALKING ME!?" i ran away as swiftly as I could, which was extremely fast I might add because I am the fastest person ever. I totes climbed on the roof of a building. An archer told me to get down but I dident care, I just stabed the arhcher becos hes not gud enuff to tell me wot to do.

"Nooo wait," said Ezio, he said 'no' which means no in Italian becos hes Italian. But he wasent as gud as me, I was already gorn, I jumped off a super tall tower but I didn't die becos im so good at jumping and I landed in a hay bale. I walked along the rooftops even though i didnt need to, i just wanted to show off my skills."

Eios pov

I CUDENT BELIV HOW STUPIT id been. I had a chance with him for like 5 WHOLE SECONDS and I made him totally think im a STALKER CREEP. I cried and went home to my house the auditore house, and saw my mum there. My dad was still at work he worked at the bank.

I sat down lookin sad, I cud feel teers welling up in my totes eyes.

"is something wrong exio?" asked my moth.

"I… I secretly have a crush on someone and now he hATES me. He thinks im a STALKER."

"is that the guy you keep stealing his Instagram selfies and printing them out and putting them on yoru wall? That might be why he finks youre really weird."

"shut up MUM youre wrong/" I stormed out.

When I got upstairs to my room I got out my totes phone, an ihpone 7 they were all the rage in 1476. I texted my friend, Leonardo di caprio the famous painter. "Leo I don't know what to do, come round so we can torque to each other?"

"ok." He texted back totes fast, this is why hes my totally best friend. My other bffl is Lorenzo de' Medici. But he was away on holidays with his family atm.

While I was waiting for Leonardo to get here (hes not as fast as I am hes not an assassin he carnt climb on buildings and things) I stalked Altaïr's totally Instagram. He had posted a selfe by himself becos all his frends throt he wos a stupid JERK. He still had 2000 instantnoodlesgram followers though.

Then my totally sister Claudia came into the room, she caught me stalking photos of Altair from like 2 years ago. "Salute ezio why are you stalking altair inst that really creepy?"

"WTF WHY DOES EERYONE KEEP CALLING ME A CREEP TODAY!? FIRST MY TOTALLY TRUE LOVE, THEN MUTHER THEN YOU? GET OUT CLOUDIA YOU CANT EVEN BE IN MY ROOM IT SAYS IT''S MY ROOM ON THE DOOR OK?"

"why are you so mean to me!?" she stormed out upset and anger.

"wait no Claudia I didn't mean it…" but she was already away. I felt bad becos I like Claudia even tho shes annoying sumtimes.

But I got distracted because my best friend Loonardo came up the stairs . he was wearing him hat. "ezio I have to tell you something… im secrelyty IN LOVE WIF YOU!"

Hi everone I hope you liked my first chapter of assassins creed high. Please don't flame it.

And no alteir and ezio ARENT RELATED THEYRE ON OTHER SIDES OF DESMONDS FAMILY OK?

And YEAH EVERYONE IS IN LOVE WITH EVERYONE IT'S TOTES CALLED A LOVE TRIANGLE OK?

I started assassins creed 1 and altaïr was just like my protag from Oblivion high, Megelieramberina, I just had to write a fanfic featuring him and also exio cos hes like the most popular asssassins creed character. Please look at my other high school fanfics if you like this one. I like reed and reviews and CONSTROCTIVE cricitism.