The twilight saga continues when things start going wrong with Renesma.

Ok, that was just to get you to start reading this. But seriously? Why are you spending your day reading Fan Fiction on your favorite book? If you want more of the series too fucking bad. The books are over. Everything comes to an end and you're wasting your time trying to get more out of a series that clearly could go on forever like stupid final fantasy? Really if you want something more to read, pick up one of the other ten thousand fucking vampire books out there and read it. It may not be the same as your stupid Cullen family but at lest it gets you off this fucking site reading immature teens attempts to write. Really there are other vampires. You know how many other things you could be doing right now? You could be learning a new instrument, drawing, watching TV, hanging with friends, making friends, going to a party, having a party, maybe even reading the Twilight Saga again. I mean really do something with your life? You're probably thinking "well you're on the site HAHA shows how cool you are" No it shows how cool you are, you're fucking reading this? Why am I on? To fuck with you loners. How did I learn about this? My best friend sister was fucking looking up something called Edward/Jake slash paring. WTF? Why would you have the enjoyment of reading a GAY fan fiction? I mean I'm not against gays I love them but really some people shouldn't be gay? And what kind of dirty pleasure do you get out of that. If you are horny and want some gay loving ad least have the guts to look up gay porn! It's disgusting! Teens' writing gay porn about fictional characters is just wrong! If you're seriously that lonely maybe you should go on face book and make some online friends? I mean there are tons of lonely forty year old guys that would love to be a teenager's friend. Sure he may ask to see you naked but what else do you expect from a friend you made online?

You might say "well that's the point of fan fiction, you can make up your own stories that you thought of while reading and the story can be whatever you want it to." That still doesn't stop this from being fucked up. I mean seriously! Though I would rather you not write this shit at all, if you are going to, please follow the fucking story line and write stuff that would actually happen in the story if the author written it. Again this would still be sad if you did this crap, but it would be a little less bad. The twilight books weren't even that good anyway and you are ruining them for everyone else by saying that Edward and Jacob would be an awesome couple. Jesus Fucking Christ, what is wrong with you people? Half of you can't even write for shit anyway and most you have the worst fucking grammar in the world.

And here's a question for you, how many of you have boyfriends? You all seem like a bunch of prude bitches or something. You must be extremely ugly or annoying if you have to write fucking porn for Twilight because you can't get a boyfriend to satisfy your need for sex.

But I am here to help you. Step one in getting a guy (or girl, who knows, maybe you are some fucked up guy or maybe you're a girl but lesbian), ditch this fucking website, stop imagining straight guys getting it on with each other, and start hanging out with people.

And stop with the whole Team Edward, Team Jacob debacle, because it's really fucking annoying. The characters ARE NOT real so stop putting fucking sparkles on guys' skin. One last thing for those who like Robert Pattinson (Patterson, Partsintin whatever the fuck his last name is), HE IS UGLY. I mean seriously, how you guys live through having wet dreams about him is beyond me. But I ramble.

Anyway just get off this site while I still have some level of respect for you (I don't have any respect for you in reality). Make some new friends. Find a boyfriend and get laid, but use a condom. That's it.