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Barney's numerous encounters were always good for a laugh, so when Lily saw the pretty blonde at the bar give Barney an evil look that should have lit him on fire, she couldn't resist.
"Do you know him?" She approached the blonde casually.
"I wish I didn't." The pretty blonde complained, sounding disgusted, "Don't bother with that jerk, I mean, what kind of guy screams out his own name in bed?"
"Oh yeah," Lily laughed, "That's Barney for ya." Not one of Barney's best, but maybe she'll add it to the top thirty.
"Barney? I thought his name was Ted."
I wrote this back in the second season, drabble, 100 words exactly