Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Co. Just the sweet little baby and the plot! or at least far as I know it's mine. Anyways If I owned Naruto. I would be rich, the show would have tons of yaoi and I wouldn't be here writing this, now would I?

Chapter One: Innocence and Pink Banshees

Pain. All I feel is pain as different people are telling me what to do and I yell profanities back at them. After what seems like an eternity to me the pain is gone and my body left drained.

When I open my eyes to stare blankly at the white ceiling I smile bitterly. All that pain for something that ruined my life. I turn my head to look at one of the medic's as they walk toward me. She congradulates me and inside I'm yelling at her to shove it and go away, but before any words leaves my mouth, a small little thing wrapped in blankets is placed in my arms. The paracite, for thats what it was before, living and feeding off me for nine months, was nestled in my arms... in my arms was my baby.

For nine months I relfected on whom to give this child up to. I wanted nothing to do with it. I would have been happy if I had miscarried or it died during birth.

But as I looked at the innocent little thing in my arms whimpering, a feeling I hadn't felt wheld up inside me. Almost immediately I feel in love with the one being I hated most in my live. I no longer could give the child I carried up. It was mine, and it was going to continue remaining mine.

Hours passed as I held my child, getting to know every detail about him. For yes, I had a baby boy to carry on my legacy. I spent my time feeding him and trying to get used to him suckling from my breast, and tracing his little feature. The small trace of blond hair that I was sure would eventually turn to such a golden blond it would rival the sun, and his pale skin without flaw, matching my own milky white skin. He was perfect in my eyes.

The baby was suckling on my finger when a nurse walked into my room again. I had ignored her assuming she was here to check my vitals or finally take my baby to the nursery, something I had yet or will allow. Of course, she wasn't there for either.

"Ma'am?" She said trying to gain my attention, smiling once she had it.

"Hello. I'm Haruno Sakura. I'm here to fill out the birthcertificate"

I looked up and blinked a bit dumbfounded at her then back at the bundle of joy in my arms and smiled. What should I name you, I thought. After all I hadn't planned on keeping him, so I had never bothered to think of a name. He was just to cute and innocent to give up.

That's it! I thought. I looked back at the Pinked haired woman. "団扇 無辜。Uchiha Muko." I chuckle at the name; innocent fan... nothing at fault. Nope, not one thing is with my baby boy.

The eerie silence made me realize my mistake in using that last name as I looked up at Sakura with wide eyes. Jade eyes look back into my own contact blue eyes.

Not to get off topic with my story but my eye sight has been dimisihing a bit lately, so I need them for my sight, getting colored (prescription) contacts was just a bonus! Now back on topic.

"I'm sorry ma'am. I think I mis heard. Did you say Uchiha?"

To late to change my mistake now. I smile back and chirp yes, forging ignorance. "I want him to have Sasuke's Last name." Yes, I although I may not apart of his village anymore, some things never change. And mentioning his name will get me in a shit load of trouble but it helps with the ignorance act. Don't ask how. It just always works for some odd reason.

"Oh! Yeah, and his father's name is Uchiha Sasuke in case you didn't get that." I smile then tilt my head to the side looking a bit confused. "Shouldn't you be writting that down?"

She doesn't. I can hear her teeth grinding together, that can't be good, i feel sorry for her dentist. Eventually after a minute or two she calms just enough to ask me if I am being serious. To which I give this pouty confused innocent look and tell her that I am.

And its funny to me, how easy it is to read the jealousy and hatred in here eyes as she asks for my name. To bad she won't get the sadisfaction she desires.

"No, its fine. Just put mother as unknown please. I don't want the father to know I am the mother. It was a one night stand afterall and i don't want someone to marry me out of responsibility."

This time I growl as she questions why, she really is starting to get on my nerves. "I just told you why Ms. Haruno. Now may you please leave. I recall my doctor telling me I needed rest and you're just causing me stress right now." I say as politely as a pissed off cranky hormonal woman can manage.

Sakura starts agreeing and just as I think she is going to leave she starts ranting about how I should put my name on the birthcertificate for the child's sake.

God damn it! Kami make her stop!! All theses years and she's no were near less annoying and just as persistent! Please make her stop leacturing me just to get my name!

Muko whimpers in my arm and I turn my attention quickly to him to try and ignore the annoyance running her mouth. It seems my son doesn't like her ranting either. Internally I just apologize to my son.

Kami isn't listening to me! Buddha! Make her go away! I shout in my head.

Just as I pray that, another nurse walks in seeking Sakura wanting help with an operation and Lady Tsunade nor Shisune are avaliable.

I feel ready to cry, THANK YOU BUDDHA!!!! And the annoyance called Sakura leaves reluctantly, throwing me one last look before disappearing.

My baby giggles happily and I can't help but nuzzle his cheek. "You happy she left too?" I ask playfully, getting a small gurgle as a response. I take that as a yes.

A few days later, no pink ninja since that first day. I was able to leave the hospital with my new baby boy.

A/N: Well I updated this one. Hopefully its a bit better written then before. And I wonder if you guys can guess who the mother is. Bet none of you will get it! Person that does guess right, gets a cookie! Also this isn't beta so forgive any mistakes, but feel free to point any out if you see them!

So onto the translation of the Japanese kanji characters!

**Uchiha change -ha to -wa (団扇) - (n) fan

**Muko (無辜) - (n) innocent / blameless

So incase you look muko up because you can't see the kanji... depending on the kanji spelling of it you may end up getting Muko (婿) - (n) son-in-law. Hopefully that isn't the case, but if so... I don't know what to do or say, just try to find a translator that will let you use romanji.

Now Onto Editing Chapter 2!