Voldemort watched from a crevice in the wall

by sculptedangel

Challenge given to me by MadameAngel (who really isn't my friend) in Math class. Rather interesting, I'd say. :) V. little violence, just a punch or two. Have fun, and don't say I didn't warn you!

AN Hey y'all! What's up? I wrote this interesting story in math today, after my friend gave me a list of rules and told me I had 20 minutes to write a story including all of these rules. It was tunz of fun, and I came up with this:

RULES

Severus Snape/ Hermione Granger

Must write for 20 minutes

Must have: Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, and Ron Weasley

Draco must luv Hermione, he "wants" her. Lol

Ron also luvs Hermione, and beats up Draco

Snape also luvs Hermione, and beats up Ron

1-5 Kisses

Hermione must say, "No, Ronald, you have lost your cat."

Snape must poison random student for fun.

Meanwhile, Voldemort Watched from a Crevice in the Wall

Snape walked toward his classroom, his face filled with mirth. He'd just gotten done poisoning Ron Weasley with veritaserum, and had found out some interesting stuff. The young boy had a major crush on Hermione Granger. Right after that interesting announcement, Draco yelled out,

"No! She's mine! I want her!" Ron immediately jumped up and beat the crap out of Draco. Snape, of course, had to defend his young student, so he punched Ron in the mouth, knocking him out. Hermione then ran over to Snape, gave him a long, lingering kiss, then dropped and picked up Rons head.

"H… h…. Hermione?" he whispered

"No, Ronald, you have lost your cat." She replied, her face grave.

"What? Crookshanks is gone?" he screamed

"No you twit, Crookshanks is mine! Your cats name is Bob the Red Tomato." She replied.

"No, that's Snape's cat. Mine is Sally"

"No, that's Lavender's. Yours is White Foot."

"No, that's Seamus'. Mine is Fluffy."

"No, that's Draco's. Yours is Pinky and the Brain."

"No, that's Harry's. Does anyone know who my cat is?" he screamed.

"Does it really matter? It's gone anyways." Snape sneered. He had just come back from poisoning a random student for fun. The student was now twitching and turning a queer sort of yellowish blue.

"Ha ha! I love you Snape!" Hermione screamed. From the table up front, Dumbledore clapped quietly.

"NO!" Screamed Ron and Draco as Snape and Hermione shared three wild, Slytherin passion filled kisses. Meanwhile, Voldemort watched from a crevice in the wall.

"Hermione, I love you. Marry me?" Snape announced.

"Oh, of course!" Hermione jumped him and they shared one last kiss.

THE END!

AN Yes, so, that's my story. Hoped you like it, if you didn't, too bad, and I don't want to know about it :) Another story might be coming soon. For those of you who are getting mad at me for not updating Double Trouble, I'm terribly sorry, I'm slowly struggling through the chapter. Hopefully it will be up soon! Luvs,

Sculptedangel