"Where are we going this time?" Zero Suit Samus asked nervously as she and the others were following Princess Zelda through the Hyrule Temple.
"Oh, we're going to the store!" Zelda exclaimed as she winked, doing so in that obnixiously cute tone that she's ultimately been doing for several months now.
"...why are you so happy?" Shiek questioned nervously.
Zelda's stomach growling made the princess of Hyrule smile as she winked quite adorably yet again.
"Cuz I'm hungry!" Zelda remarked as she brushed her golden hair back.
"Somehow I doubt that." Samus Aran commented while adjusting her settings in her orange power suit.
"Yes, this is a bad idea." Shiek pointed out as she checked the needles she had on her. "In fact, let's go back-"
Zelda pinned down the ninja as she then sat on her face. Both versions of Samus could only watch in disgust as the other Smashers arrived to see Zelda farting on Shiek, with them looking at each other as they were wondering when Zelda would be done with her flatulent tandrum.
"Oof... that felt so good!" Zelda said while fanning the air after letting out fart gas for ten minutes straight, leaving an unconscious Shiek behind as she noticed everyone looking at her, smiling. "Come on, let's go! The store's nearby!"
"...I think we would be better off training," Richter pointed out as the Belmont felt increasingly nervous being around the michevious royal.
Eventually, Zelda managed to make a magical rainbow bridge to a floating platform circling the temple, skipping along on it as the others cautiously followed her, with her opening the door to see Waluigi and Barbara the Bat shooting the breeze with each other.
"Oh, what do you want princess?" Barbara asked while trumming her guitar. "Are you going to tax us again?"
"No, I just wanted to say hi!" Zelda greeted as she let out a raunchy fart on everyone behind her, making them gag as she giggled. "Can't I just be a stinky little girl like old times?"
"I'm not exactly a fan of you being like that one certain blonde airhead from the Mushroom Kingdom..." Waluigi murmured as he was holding onto his trusty purple tennis racket.
"I've learned to let go, why can't you?" Zelda asked as she let out another fart, taking in her cute little poot. "Do you have anything fun here?"
"Nothing that will help you out," Barbara pointed out as she shook her head. "In fact, do you guys have too much money from smashing each other so much?"
The others murmured as they all nodded, with Zelda taking a whiff of her armpit as she began laughing again.
"Geeze, you've changed yourself way too much." Waluigi commented as he was wondering what the girl was on.
"Oh I'm just realizing how stinky I am!" Zelda bubbled up as she was in a fit of giggles. "I know a part of me is smelly, but I didn't think my entire body would be so wonderfully repulsive!"
Everyone wasn't able to say anything as they were confused as to why Zelda was so into being disgusting recently.