The Dark Secrets of Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yay! My first story up after so...so long...I hope ya missed me!
YamiNeo: Um...no.
Neo: T.T That was cruel...let's get to the story!
Chapter 1: Leggo my Eggo!
Deep Narrator-like voice: Yu-Gi-Oh...without 4kids Entertainment watering it down...what would it be like?
Yami Yugi: Like an episode of Teletubbies!
Kaiba: No, you moron! It would be a lot better then it is right now. If PBS did the show, no one would watch it!
Joey: Hey, we're in a show? Cool! . v
Kaiba: -- Dumbass...
Deep Voice: EHEM! Anyway...um...where was I?
Joey: Got me, pal.
Yugi: We'll handle it from here, ok?
Deep Voice: But...I have to do it...It's my job!
Kaiba: Then go back to feeding your family with pipecleaners and loogies, you pathetic waste!
Yami Yugi: Ewwwww...
Deep Voice: sobs and leaves
Tristan: Um...question. Why is the title, "Leggo my Eggo?"
Mai: wearing clothing completely made of Eggo waffles Hi guys!
Joey: O.O Holy sh...
Yami Yugi: Don't EVEN!
Tristan: Oh...that explains it.
Tea: tempted to grab a waffle
Mai: backs away Uh-uh. No...bad Tea!
Tea: whimpers But I'm so hungry...
Joey: successfully steals the waffle covering her belly button Oopsie...
Yami Yugi: O.O Dear Ra...
Grandpa: covers Yugi's eyes
Kaiba: Um...I'm not gonna ask...
4Kids Producer: ahem We can't show that!
Bakura: You don't own us anymore.
Yami Bakura: For once, I agree!
Marik: This is just too strange.
Odion: Don't look, master! It will hurt your mind!
Isizu: I think it is too late, Odion.
Marik: braindead XX
Odion: Master? O.O;
Marik: I can't feel...my ovaries...
Tea: Um...I think there is a reason for that.
Kaiba: Dumbass! You don't have ovaries! Or...do you? shiver
4Kids Producer: This is Chaos!
Yami Marik: Cap it!
Yami Bakura: shoots producer in the face with a shotgun
Yami Yugi: Oh no...what have you DONE?!
Yami Bakura: Um...I shot his face off. Duh.
Yami Yugi: Have you no shame?
Yami Bakura: Um...think of who you are asking.
Yami Yugi: Oh. I see.
Mokuba: Please don't shoot me...
Kaiba: You had best leave Mokuba alone.
Yami Bakura: I have no need to kill your sex slave...
Kaiba: Thank y...oh wait a minute...
Yami Yugi: passes out
Yugi: Oh jeez...
Bakura: Quickly! Someone must revive him!
Kaiba: kicks Yami Yugi in the balls
Yami Yugi: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;; Yowy!
Bakura: Crude...yet obscurely effective.
Yami Bakura: Aw...share the wealth, Kaiba!
Kaiba: He's still there...
Yami Bakura: Yay! kicks Yami Yugi in the balls
Yami Yugi: Owy! Stop it! .
Kaiba: laughing hysterically
This is just to wet your taste buds for the impending insanity! Please, be faithful and R/R!