WarioWare Oneshots
By The Unknown Alias
Disclaimer: I do not own 'Warioware Inc.' series.
Howdy everyone! Welcome to my Third Account Anniversary Story! This makes it three years since my account officially started. And so, I decided to dedicate this year's celebration result to the fans. Here's how it works. This is a request story. Requests must be made through reviews.
Your request must have the following:
The characters you want me to use.
The general plot suggestion for this request.
Whether this is friendship, interaction, or romance.
I will do them in order of request. However I do have limits, and they are as follows:
No OC's or self inserts.
No Yaoi or Yuri romances.
No M rated stories or content.
Other than that, anything is fair game! Though I may be a bit iffy on crossovers. In the meantime, allow me to kick things off!
No Idea
Wario-Ashley interaction.
Mona walked delicately down the isles, eying each little thing available. Following lazily, Wario shuffled in annoyance as his 'friend' led.
"Do you think perhaps she'll like these?" she asked him, pointing out dispensers filled with dried out lizards.
"Why would anyone like anything like that?" he answered with a picking of his nose.
"Well, she is a witch. She could use these as ingredients…"
"Who are we shopping for again? And why, for that matter?"
"Wario! Have you seriously forgotten that it's Ashley's birthday soon?"
Oh yeah, now he remembered. He never really liked birthdays all that much. All of that free giving junk… just not his style. Mona in the meantime, just sighed. Wario honestly tries her patience sometimes.
"Listen," she spoke, "if you're not going to be any help, then you can just go."
And in a blur of blue, Wario busted out through the automatic doors, leaving a body sized hole before it could even open.
Going down the streets on his motorcycle, Wario mulled over what just happened. So it was one of his worker's birthdays, so what? He shouldn't have to fish out of his income just to get something for her. Couldn't he just give her the day off? ……… Now that he thought about it, since when did he hire her? And why for that matter? However, Mona's scolding face came into mind again, causing Wario's eye to twitch. Not many would think it, but Mona's a demon when angry. He sighed and made a turn, now heading for the local dollar store.
He walked through the isles, looking amongst the cheap items. Now, let's see… what did he know about Ashley? Well, she lived in the haunted mansion of the town… she always seems to be walking around with that devil guy, Red… she's a little girl (though there have been speculations of her age…)…… Wait! That's it! What does every little girl love? With a smile at the simple solution, he quickly ran back though the isles, picking up the items in question. The only problem was the disturbed look from the cashier at his choice of purchases.
Red carried the last armful of presents into Ashley's room, dropped them, and happily flopped back onto her bed in exhaustion. Ashley herself was going through the tags to see which came from whom. Not surprisingly, her eccentric friends tried to throw a party for her. 'Tried' being the key word. Apparently not many people wanted to try out her special version of Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
She opened the gifts, one after the other, and was honestly thankful for the gifts. Most were ingredients from her favorite local store, but some were particularly good. Penny for example brought her an original device to perfectly heat her cauldrons without using any wood logs. Ana was able to get her an ancient book of demonic techniques that were banned from being even so much as mentioned by her sensei. Orbulon even got her a clone of himself to be used as an ingredient! It was times like these that tempt her to be more social.
She set them aside, readying them to be sorted tomorrow. She then noticed one last gift on the floor, blue in color and a familiar 'W' on the tag.
"Ooh! One last gift?" Red noticed, and held it up to her. "Who's it from?"
"It's from Wario…"
"Oh. Guess we shouldn't expect much then, huh?"
Ashley nodded as she undid the wrapping and opened the box. The second she did however, her eyes dilated and her fingers began to twitch.
"Ashley? What's the matter?" Red asked. He peaked in the box and was immediately shocked.
Inside were dress up dolls and hair brushes.
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"…Uh, Ashley? You okay?"
"……… Red, set up the cauldron."
Wario was walking about the next day, heading down to his daily dance session at Club Sugar. He was content and still patting his back for his gift idea the other day. His ears then perked up as a tune wafted through the air.
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You better learn my name cause I am ASHLEY!
She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.
You might be the ingredient I seek.
Wario looked around in confusion. Some kind of Ashley theme song? What's this all about?
Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
You should be afraid of the great ASHLEY!
She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
Who has time for girly things like that?
At once Wario's eyes widened in fear. It appears that he was in deep trouble.
Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you…
Wario's panic grew more as he felt a tingling sensation shoot through his body.
Grandma's wig, this will make you big…
His skin began to unnaturally crawl.
Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit…
Wario said his final prayers.
PALONES GIGANTICUS!
With a poof of a purple cloud, Wario shot to a store window to see his reflection. He gaped at his new form: the classic Looney Toons joke of a four legged, polka dotted thing with a blooming flower mane and a tail that waved a flag with a screw next to a ball.
Oh no, not again…
"Wario? Are you okay?" Mona called as she peaked into his room. She was surprised to see her boss in a fetal position, shaking like he saw the Devil himself. "Wario! What happened to you?"
"Let's just say that I'm never getting anyone a present ever again," he moaned. He then shook his head as the music only he could hear was repeating again. Another poof of a cloud occurred, leaving Mona in shock and Wario as a cactus.
Oh no, not again…
A/N: You know, there really is an argument of Ashley's age. Japan games have her an actual young girl, U.S. has her as teenager. Me, I'm going with Japan. I believe this also holds true for Penny Crygor as well. But hey, that's my opinion. Have fun everyone!
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