All Buffy characters were created by Joss Whedon. Not me.

Written for Open on Sunday LJ community's challenge #109, "Guilty Pleasures".

Herbal Essences
by Zzilly14

"I like your hair. It's nice... and shiny. And a beautiful blond color. What kind of shampoo do you use? Because it smells really good. Makes me all horny."

"Spike? Who are you talking to?" a voice yells down.

"Uh... no one. Just practicing... a speech."

"Are you talking to the First?"

"No, course not."

"Well, if it looks like Jonathan, tell him I'm not listening anymore. I'm not killing the girls, he can forget it!"

"Right then. I'll tell him. Bye bye..."

Finally he leaves. Now I can practice this again...

"Andrew... what kind of shampoo do you use?"