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One fine morning, Makoto Egg was buying flowers for his sweetheart, Yankee Flamehead. He went up to the store clerk, and pointed to a bunch of pretty white roses. "OOOOOOhhhh sorry bro, those are out of stock" said the clerk, who kind of looked like Snoop Dogg got struck by lightning. "We only have the rare Madagascan meat flower left in the store room. EVerything else is display only" "Then i'll take it" said egg "is that the only meat you have around here"
the clerk winked at him suggestively "i'll take a look"
He came out a minute later with a beautiful madagascan meat flowe r and a corndog "you can have this for free its been here since last week"
"thanks bruh" said EgG
egg left the store muching on the delicious meat stick and inhaling the putrid scent of the meat flower "yankee is gonna flip his shit" he said to himself
Meanwhile Young Money was counting his stash while surrounded by beautiful ladies and a lotof cocaine
"this is the life " he said while painting his nails with solid gold and lighting a fat bliunt with a $!00000000000000000 dollar bill
BUT THEN Corn hair and his boyfriend Nerd-Ass Freshman the Second, who was sporting a suit and saluting all the beaut iful ladies
'we came to ask if we can party in you r jacuzzi" said corn "if you get my drift"
"and we need your tv" said freshman
"we'll be watching greys anatomy and then making out frigidly hile surrounded by cold water and possibly some of your very expensive champagne flavoured buble' bath"
"hell yeah fuckin right" said Nerd in his best drake voice
"whatever? just dont leave your speedos in there like last time i had to actually pick those up myself" said richie rich. never again would he touch a poor persons undergarments