So Much for Gas Mileage by Batman100
Note: I do not own Super Smash Bros.
"Master Hand! We need to talk!" Knuckles snarled, as the head manager of SSB INC. was busy polishing his hand
"Knuckles, if this is about reinstating that chili dog bar, forget it!" Master Hand smirked. Knuckles shook his head "Not that, you ignorant git! We have a problem with the Mario Karts!"
"Oh, well what is it?" Master Hand sarcastically commented. Knuckles simply shouted "Samus! Get in here!"
"Alright, alright sheesh. Do you have to be this loud?" Samus grumbled, yawning as she was interrupted from her beauty nap
"Whooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?" Crazy Hand babbled, popping up out of nowhere. Knuckles squashed the crazy hand into the floor
"Thank you. Now, what is the situation? I don't have all day, I'm supposed to have a gay movement meeting." Master Hand quickly blurted
"Say what?!" Knuckles gasped in shock. "I said I have a gay movement meeting. I told you its for people like me and… oh." Master Hand suddenly winced when he saw every Smasher in the hall had their eyes on him
"You're… gay?" Ganon asked meekly. Link then bashed him with a shovel. "Who gives a dang? Whattaya you do c'mere to state the (bleep) obvious!" Link snapped
"Uh, Zelda… what's with elf boy over there?" Sonic asked sheepishly. Zelda groaned "It was because of that Crimean whore, Link is now high on hashish"
"What?! He's on DRUGS! I gotta get me some!" Ganon cheered, racing up the steps.
"Now, as I was saying, there's been an OH MY GOD!" Knuckles gasped in fright as a grossly mutilated and heavily scarred Ike staggered in, wearing very visible blood and vampire fangs in his teeth
"I knew we never should've parked that Chain Chomper in the garden." Bowser muttered as Wolf nodded in reply
"Ike, for God's sake lad, what happened?" Marth pleaded. It was a few seconds before Ike suddenly hollered "GOTCHA!" and started cackling hysterically
"Ok… Now I get it: It's another one of his stupid Halloween pranks." Link muttered in disgust "Gee, how'd you guess, genius?" Fox smirked
"Hey, watch the mouth bub! I have a larger IQ than your fuzzy little brain!" Link snapped
"Oh yeah? Why don't you bring that brain over here so I can introduce it to Mr. Blaster and Ms. Foot-in-the-Balls?" Fox snarled
"Ohhhh HELL NAW!" Link shouted and pounced on top of Fox. Chaos ensued as the two brawled over the carpet until both bonked down the stairs to the basement
CRASH!
"I think I broke something…" Link moaned in a funny voice
"Yeah, your 'something' is your family jewels. Ha!" Fox retorted before the fight continued
"Oh boy, those guys never change do they?" Falco muttered, before ordering Krystal and Olimar to get the two squabbling Smashers out of the basement
"Now… what was it you were gonna tell me?" Master Hand asked as Knuckles' surprised expression was still visible after the wild events
"Never mind. C'mon Samus, let's go get some tacos." Knuckles called, heading out the door
"Right behind you!" Samus hollered, forming into her Zero Suit, with Sonic in heavy follow
"HEY! Wait for me!" Sonic chimed in, getting into the Corvette. Master Hind simply shook his head as the Corvette sped off. "Sometimes, I just never know what to expect with these Smashers."