Teito was going to fight tha evil monster from hell Ayanami and his best frand for lives, Huyuga. The two freaks of nature had sent some bad massages in Teito's previous life and he had found some rally bad ass bishups to do his revenge work for him.
Teito had found four good bishops: Biship Castor who vaguely repriimanded him of Castor the frandly ghost, Bishup Labrador Retriever who was pratty damn worthless but Castor had suggested they take him so they had. Then there was Bishop Lance who was vary religious and recited the bible all the damn time... And last but least was Frau who Teito was secredly potting to kill.
They got to the Warsfeels smoking hot condo and knocked on tha dog. There was a peep hole and they new that the bad mother fuckers were inside talkin their crap and too cordly to open the door face them.
Castor preformed a BNE to busty down the front door and they all went inside taken inventory of what the emenies owned. A child with paink hair and one red eye was playing some video games. But you know how kids are, so god dman into their games not even noticang anything going on around them can't even dodishes!
Hyuuga come right around the corner smilingg like err thing was cool. "Whats up? I dont remanber inviitng you guys over! YOU GUYS BREAK INTO MY HOME?"
Lance was blushing cause he found Heyuuga kind y cute, he tried to keep his naughty no no thoughts to himself. "NO that pank hairy kids led us in," Labrador was pretty god at laying so Hyuga believing him no time.
"OK welcome to my condom, he said!" He laid them into the kitchen and everyone was raidy to eat some really good food. "Wait let me go get Ayanamni he's sleeping in again" Once he left the room the bishops were whisparing about how the fuck they planned to kill his monster asshole.
"Look gays, we're going to have to do this rally fast." Castor wishaped to the others, thay were all holding hands except Teito cause he's not holy.
Frau pulled out a gun, "I loaded it bafore we got here." Lance took the gun cause he was the most relgiious and would be able to defeat Ayanama without seconds thought.
They hid the gun under tha table as Ayanami Konatsu and Hyugga walked bad into the room, suddenly the foods seemed more importans.
Hyuuga said the thank yous to god for feedin them all, "Thank you god for feeding us pure christians we look forward to heavan, but hupfully no one will be going there anytime soon unyless someone shots Aynamai in the head."
"What was that?" Ayanami was scared cause he was on everyne s hit list lately. "Amen!" Hyuuga shooted and everyone was eating peacefully.
When everyone was done with the grean eggs and jam, Teito stood up glaring at Aynami, "OK Lets gut straight to the point! I am heart to kill you for ruining my childhood! I never wanted to go trick are treating cause it is sinful!"
Lance was pullin out the gun but he shot Frau in tha leg ( guess he wasnt tha best with tee gun, huh ) n Teito jump cross the table and punted Ayanani in the stomach.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hryuuga scrambed, "WHAT THE FUCKLE HE WAS PRAGNANT!" Teito had just killed Ayanami's BABY!
Bluud was err where cause when a lassie miscarries theres a vagina for come out of but with man there is nothing so his sotmanch had to explude!
The bishaps and Teito ran out the front store not wanting tbe beat the fuck out of cause damn Teito was a homewrecker! "I'm going to get you TEITO!" Hyuuga was shouting out tha window, "AND YOUR BASHOPS TOOOOO!"
To be sontinued!