Chapter 1: the profess
Once upon a time in a galaxy far far out in the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy known as planet earth lay a boy named Travis. Travis was the son of Super Mario from Super Mario from when super Mario had an affair with a woman farm planet Texas. Travis was born on planet Texas but right after he was born from his mom's vagina his Dad, super Mario, kidnapped him and took him away to planet earth through a magical warp pipe so he would never learn the truth. Travis' Dad, super Mario, thought that being away from planet Texas where travis was born from his moms vagina would stop his destiny (an: there was a fortune teller who fortune-told a great professy when travis was inside his pregnant moms vagina. Almost forgot to mention that loll) but he was wrong. He was… dead wrong…
Now Travis was starting no longer a boy. He is in his 20s now twenty something years after he was born on planet Texas from his moms' vagina. People from Texas are rednecks so they have special powers which make them live longer which also make them not go thrush puberty the same age as normal people who aren't from planet Texas, so travis was still a skinny high pinched voiced preteen on his 20ss. It was now his birthday but little did he know and little did his dad, super Mario from super Mario, know that this was the year he would go through puberty and the profess would become start to come true.
When travis was blowing out his birthday candles alone because had no friemds and super Mario, his dad, was too busy chasing after peachyy princess pussy. Travis began to feel something inside him that he had never felt before. His voice was deep now, but still faggy sounding and then he heard a voice in his head that was not his new deep faggy voice but a high pitched voice. Travis had an epiffany. The voice was a womans voice! OMG thought trvis and he blacked out because the womanny voice scared his brain.