A/N: This fanfiction was made by Penguinqueen423 and MugenXClownCrown, this is also our first Xiaolin Showdown/Chronicles. Warning: Things may get very loopy in future chapters since the OCs used in this fanfiction aren't actually supposed to be there. So, expect the unexpected.
Sparks flew erratically as Jack worked on his robots, modifying and inventing new ones in his lair with his signature goggles covering his eyes. Everything was silent during the hour of 7 p.m., allowing the albino to completely focus on his project until a certain masked poltergeist materialized from behind him.
"Jack!" Wuya barked at him, causing the evil genius to let out a shriek before whipping around.
"Don't do that!" He yelped. "Now, what is it?"
"The Heart of Jong has finally activated once again," Wuya explained eagerly, "so stop fooling around, and go get to it before those Xiaolin monks do!"
Gresham, Oregon: 4 a.m.
The Heart of Jong shined brightly when it reactivated, emanating a harsh glow that practically illuminated the entire room it was placed in. On the carpeted floors, a nineteen-year-old blonde woman was curled up on the floor in a sleeping bag, groaning softly from the bright light. The woman sat up and looked around, blinking a few times to adjust her pale blue eyes from the grogginess. She turned around to see the light coming from the heart-shaped artifact that sat on a red nightstand beside a queen-sized bed.
"What?" The woman mumbled, turning her head to see her slightly younger friend innocently sleeping in the bed. "Kyung, the thingy ma-jigger is glowing."
Kyung slowly arose from under the black comforter, her jet-black hair, or at least what she had left of it, slightly messy as she held her black and orange tarantula plushie close to her. Blinking her dark almond-shaped eyes, the Korean woman turned her head towards the Shen-Gong-Wu.
"Why is it glowing?" She asked. "Don't tell me we picked up an automatic nightlight… Did we, Lee?"
"Don't know," Lee shrugged. She then parted her pink lips again to say something more, but was interrupted by a sudden crash that came from the entrance hall of the two story house they resided in. "I think we have guests," Lee mused, and pulled away from the warmth of her sleeping bag and wool blanket.
As her blonde friend grabbed a red crowbar that leaned on the nightstand and grabbed the glowing heart, Kyung quickly got up to take a sheathed machete off the wall and pull on a black hooded sweatshirt to cover her head.
"I don't think this is a good idea," Kimiko whispered as she looked around at the expensive furniture and décor of the house.
"It'll be fine, we just need to explain what is going on if the owners catch us, and tell them why we're here," Raimundo scoffed as if the situation were easy to deal with.
"I think the little lady is right on this one, we should wait until morning when the owners are awake," Clay suggest while fixing the hat on his head.
"So, what do you suppose we do about that there thing?" Kyung asked Lee as they made their way to the staircase that led downstairs.
Kimiko gasped once she heard their voices approaching.
"I knew this was a bad idea!" She hissed at Raimundo. "Now we're going to get caught!"
Straight ahead from the entrance, Jack quietly opened the sliding glass door that led into the backyard from the kitchen slash family room.
"This way," Jack whispered to Wuya and Chase.
At the top of the staircase, Kyung turned on the lights that quickly exposed the intruders; her face straight as she unsheathed the machete and held it up in defense.
"Dude, what the hell?" She muttered when their eyes spotted the five Xiaolin monks and three villains standing in the entrance hall, staring back up at them as they peered down at them from the top of the stairs.
Lee momentarily stared at them with wide blue eyes, but quickly narrowed them in annoyance.
"Jack Spicer," Omi growled, turning his attention to the albino. "I should have known that you would have these two girls acquire the Wu," he accused.
"Think again, losers," Jack sneered to the young monk, "I was here first to grab the Shen-Gong-Wu before your outside partners could bring it back to your temple."
"Brother Omi," Ping asked, "Are those girls really on our side? I thought that Kimiko was the only girl on the team."
"She is," Omi assured his apprentice. "Which can only mean that they are working for the no good Heylins!"
"Get the hell out!" Lee snapped, and flung the crowbar at them, hoping that it would hit at least one of them; though no one got hit, the metal bar landed on the wooden flooring on the first story with a loud clang.
"Now-now, Lee," Kyung advised, her machete lowered, "it's not polite to hit guests… First things first, did you all remember to wipe your feet before you came in?" She asked.
Jack thought for a couple seconds before taking a moment to wipe his feet on the doormat, returning to Wuya and Chase shortly after.
"Thanks," Kyung grinned, earning an odd look from Jack for showing appreciation towards him. "Now then, I'll make things less complicated for you all," she began. "Simply put, we aren't on either of your sides."
"Give me one good reason as to why you are breaking and entering our house," Lee interjected, glaring down at them, "and I might not sue."
"Well you see ma'am, we're lookin' for the Shen-Gong-Wu, Heart of Jong," Clay explained politely, and pointed to the Wu in Lee's hand, "which is what you have."
The blonde glared at Clay, and then looked down at the other three.
"I'm guessing you're here because of the same reason?" She asked them.
"Obviously," Jack replied.
"How in the world did two incompetent mortals obtain the Heart of Jong?" Wuya demanded.
"I can tell you the story, I remember it like it was yesterday," Lee began to explain, "once upon a time…"
~Flashback to 12 hours earlier~
Kyung and Lee walked along a dark road that looped around a nearby elementary school, the elementary school that Kyung used to attend when it was first built practically right in her backyard. As the duo chatted and laughed during their walk, a small object catches Lee's eye. Without any warning, Lee felt herself being drawn towards the unknown item sitting on the grassy area at a section of the building.
"Lee?" Kyung asked once she realized her long time friend was walking in a different direction.
The blonde didn't answer at first, quickly kneeling down to pick up the discovery.
"What's that thing, Lee?" The Korean asked from behind her friend.
"Oh my god, it's so shiny~!" Lee beamed as she stood up with the Heart of Jong cradled in her hands.
"Lee, we don't know who that belongs to…" Kyung doubtfully claimed.
"Too bad, it's mine now," she smirked, and started back in the direction they were walking in.
"Okay, whatever then," Lee's friend shrugged, and followed suit.
~End of Flashback~
"Uhm, Lee…" Kyung spoke up. "It wasn't actually yesterday, it was twelve hours ago."
"Oh…" Lee realized, her small lips forming into an "O" shape.
"Dude…" Kyung slurred. "It's four in the freaking morning, man… I wasn't told that we were expecting visitors."
"Actually, we weren't really invited," Omi corrected her.
"Oh, well, I guess that's fine," Kyung shrugged, not really caring at this point.
"So this is what you want?" Lee asked them, walking down the stairs while waving the Shen-Gong-Wu.
"It would be nice, ma'am," Clay nodded to her.
"Before I give it to any of you people, what exactly is so important about this Wu, that you had to break into our home?" Lee questioned skeptically as she warily stepped down the carpeted flight of stairs.
"That Wu brings inanimate objects to life, stupid mortal," Wuya hissed.
"You hav-" Kimiko began to say, but was swiftly cut-off.
"Sweetheart, I don't have to do shit," Lee interrupted Kimiko. "Kyung, get down here, please," she called up to her friend sweetly.
"Be down in a sec," Kyung called back, and joined Lee's side at the base of the stairs. "Hi~" She greeted politely, her weapon still in hand. "What is it you needed, Lee?"
"Insolent humans," Wuya grumbled, staring awkwardly as Kyung grinned at everyone.
"So… Anyone up for some tea, coffee, maybe hot chocolate?" The Korean offered as she nervously tugged on the hood to hide more of her forehead.
Suddenly there was a small clattering from the kitchen, followed by little footsteps. Kyung instantly scurried past Jack and Chase to make her way to the kithen, but skidded to a halt and looked at some of the objects moving around the house. Everyone in the foyer stared as a kettle started walking by all of them.
"I guess I'll have to make a rain check on the hot beverages then," Kyung presumed, and returned to Lee's side.
The blonde American girl hummed in agreement, but then started shoving the heart shaped Wu in Kyung's face.
"Eat it," she commanded, her tone was that of utter seriousness.
The Xiaolins, Jack, and Wuya stared at the two women, their eyes slightly widened in confusion as Lee repetitively shoved the Shen-Gong-Wu in her friend's face and told her to eat it. Unlike the others, Chase simply raised a brow at the nonsense they were displaying before him.
"This is ridiculous," he sighed in exasperation.
As Lee kept trying to make Kyung eat the glowing artifact, Kyung began to snicker a bit since she was used to this kind of behavior from knowing Lee for a few years.
"I'm not gonna eat that," Kyung playfully refused while trying not to laugh.
Wuya's glowing yellow and red eyes leered at the women with mild discontent, before she turned to Jack.
"Why are you standing there like a fool?! Go get it!" She snapped at Jack in annoyance.
Obeying the command, Jack nodded and began quietly sneaking over to the two girls while the Xiaolins were distracted. However, Lee set her hand on Jack's chest, and lightly pushed him away every time he tried to reach for the Heart of Jong.
"Nope," Lee giggled while holding the Shen-Gong-Wu away from Jack's reach.
"Give it!" Jack whined childishly, standing on his toes as he leaned on the woman who was one inch taller than he was.
"Kyung, catch!" Lee called as her friend shuffled over to the open doorway of the house computer room.
"Got it," Kyung cheered once she caught it in her hands.
Their game of monkey in the middle lasted for a couple short seconds before Jack hatched a plan, and waited until Lee tossed the heart back to Kyung. Once the Korean caught it, Jack charged at her, and tried to tackle Kyung. With his arms tightly wrapped around her waist, Jack tried pushing her to the ground, but only managed to just barely knock her off balance.
"Dude," Kyung calmly said to him, placing her hands on his back, "if you wanted a hug, all you had to do was ask~" she giggled warmly, returning what she assumed was a hug.
"How can things get any worse?" Jack sighed glumly, slumping his head on Kyung's shoulder; he felt absolutely embarrassed that he failed to push over a girl that was four inches shorter than him.
"There-there," Kyung sweetly consoled him with one hand rubbing his back and the other petting his bright red hair.
"Please stop it," he murmured, frowning deeply when he heard the others laughing at him.
"Okay," she chirped, and released him. "Catch~!" Kyung tossed the Shen-Gong-Wu back to Lee.
Snapping back into action, Jack charged straight to Lee from across the hallway, ready to try again with his tackling strategy. Lee let out a shrill, girly scream when Jack ran up to her, holding the Heart of Jong in front of her in defense like a shield.
"DON'T HURT ME!" She cried, giving Jack the opportunity to swipe away the heart from her manicured hands. After the albino received the Shen-Gong-Wu, Lee uncovered her face, and gaped when she saw that one of her nails were chipped. "You sick bastard you broke my nail!" Lee wailed in horror, and went over towards Kyung so she could inspect the damage.
"Don't worry, Lee," she assured her friend. "We'll get it fixed tomorrow," Kyung promised Lee with a pat on her back, and glanced towards Jack as he held the heart up in victory.
"In your face, losers!" Jack laughed evilly, the Heart of Jong sitting in the palm of his hand.
"Oh no you don't," Lee objected, snatching the Shen-Gong-Wu back from him.
"You all want this Wu?" She asked to all of them, receiving a quick nod from almost all of them.
With that, Lee pushed past the Xiaolins so that she and Kyung could get out the front door of the house.
"Um, Miss Lee," Omi asked up to her as they all walked outside to the driveway, "what are you doing?"
"A little game called, kick the baby~!" Lee wickedly beamed, and dropkicked the Heart of Jong like a football to launch it into the air. "It's going- it's going… SCORE!" She cheered as the object started falling from the sky.
"Why are you all just standing there?!" Wuya yelled at them. "Get the Shen-Gong-Wu before "
The poltergeist's sentence was swiftly cut-off by the sound of shattering glass, screeching tires, and an immense crash that ended from the other side of the neighborhood. Both Kyung and Lee began to laugh hysterically as they heard the screams of a man in pain, Lee falling to her knees as a man's voice screeched, "My face is melting!"
Chase analyzed the females in interest, although he and the others were quite horrified by their reaction to the accident. Not only that, Wuya and the Xiaolin fighters became quite furious with the duo since it appeared that the Heart of Jong was destroyed in the crash.
"Oh dear lord, that's so tragic!" Kyung laughed out loud, coughing as their laughter became uncontrollable.
"Fools!" Wuya screeched at them. "Do you know what you've just done?!"
"Sorry, no we don't," she snickered.
"That Shen-Gong-Wu would have been a key component into my plan for world domination!" The Heylin witch exclaimed furiously.
"Well, I guess it's better than if the bad guys got it," Clay shrugged, but rubbed the back of his head in discomfort from the man still crying in agony.
"Oh man, what're we gonna tell Master Fung?" Raimundo grimaced.
After a little while longer, Lee finally stood up and wiped her dirtied knees.
"Oh, that was good," she huffed out while wiping small tears from her eyes, and looked back to them with a tired expression on her face. "Even since that's long gone, you'll still live; it is also five in the morning," Lee it off in dismissal before taking Kyung's hand to lead them back into their home, stopping by Jack as she walked passed all of them. "You're pretty hot," she said to Jack with a smile, and resumed walking.
'It appears that these two women find enjoyment from someone else's pain,' Chase noted while his gaze focused on the two girls.
"Bye-bye, thanks for visiting," Kyung waved to them from the front porch. "Have a safe trip home~!" She managed to add just before Lee shut the front door, leaving their "guests" completely speechless as they stood out in the driveway and front lawn trying to register what just happened.
"Sheesh, those two were psychos," Raimundo commented.
"You shouldn't say rude things 'bout girls, Rai," Clay advised to the Brazilian.
"Yeah, well, whatever," he grunted. "Let's get out of here, something seriously reeks," Raimundo added, gesturing over to the car wreck.
"Ewww…" Kimiko winced at the festering smell of burnt flesh.
"C'mon kids," Dojo yawned as he changed into his larger form, "let's get back home and back to bed."
Meanwhile, Kyung and Lee had decided to call an ambulance to come and help the critically injured person, returning to the crash-site to retrieve the Heart of Jong that was somehow still in one piece. Afterwards, the two returned to their home, turned off all the lights once again, and went back to bed.