Cartoon Collision!
A scripted multi-crossover of cartoon characters.
Written by Torchu325
I don't own the characters used in this story of a mystery between characters.
Chapter 1: A wonderful look-back (Not very good for Dolly Gopher) & the start of a mystery!
DOLLY: (Lies dead).
STIMPY: (Closes Dolly's eyes).
DOCTOR: Terribly sorry, but there was nothing we could do. I'm afraid she's dead.
REN: (Sighs). If I'd known she dies here, I would've been nicer. (Thinks). Nah! I'd still be who I was if she lived. Let's go, Stimpy. (Walks out).
GIRORO: If I killed her, I'd have shot her.
SHADOW: Same here, "Gheerowrow".
GIRORO: It's "Giroro," stupid! Say my name wrong again and I'll BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!
REN: … The nerve of some people.
GOLLY: 0_0 … Uh… who the heck are you?
REN: I'm Ren Hoek & you're an idiot.
GOLLY: O-kay… Nice to meet you, Ren "Hoke".
REN: 1: That's "Hoek," you idiot! Not "Hoke"! And 2: Just call me Ren, doofus. (Whispers): Idiot. They're all idiots.
STIMPY: I think someone should say something on behalf of Dolly's death.
DINGLE: (Clears throat, speaks incoherent gibberish).
STIMPY: That's beautiful, man.
REN: Who can understand him, stupid?
CHOWDER: I know, right?
ALL BUT DINGLE, STIMPY, REN & CHOWDER: Yeah!
REN: (Chuckles). You remember the time Dolly hit her face on a brick wall?
RANDOM VOICE: Flash-back.
DOLLY: (Runs as fast as she could).
RANDOM BRICK WALL: (Stands in the way).
DOLLY: 0.0! (Screams). (Hits brick wall, face first).
REN: HA! HA-HA-HA-HAHA! AHH-HA-HA-HA-HAHA!
MORDECAI & RIGBY: Hmm. Hmm.
REN (Voice over.): That was a great prank. And who could forget the classic camouflaged hole?
REN: You don't know where you're standing.
DOLLY (Angered.): Want to see?!
(Leaves fall.)
DOLLY: (Looks down.) O.O (Falls into hole, screaming).
(Wham!)
REN: (Laughs).
RIGBY: (Laughs).
REN: But the most recent prank killed her! But then again, who cares?
GOLLY: You're looking at someone who does care. 0.0…
(Extremely awkward)…
GOLLY: Yeeeah… OK…
STIMPY: Yep. She's dead… Unless…! (Lifts blanket). Eureka! Just as I suspected! Someone did shoot her! BUT... It could be someone in this very ROOM! Don't worry! Dr. Stupid will figure this out with… (Pulls Stupomitron helmet from his coat). My patented Stupomitron Helmet! (Puts helmet on). Prepare to activate! (Presses "Power" button).
(ZAAAAP! WHA-BLAM! KA-POWIE! SPLORTCH!)
STIMPY: 0.O! The rapid blood flow is coming from a hole in her side! And the hole looks about the size of a bullet! But the bullet is from a bazooka so I'm guessing it was Shadow! He's the only one in this room even capable of carrying a bazooka in the first place!
Chapter 2 will be here soon!
If you don't wait, you're fish bait!
I tried a sort of Choose Goose thing. Review below! P.S: I didn't mean the "fish bait" thing but chapter 2 will be released soon. Don't rush me! It'll be out when it's done.