Lights danced around the large auditorium. The antsy audience talked rambunctiously amongst themselves. People of all different races- human, Shinigami, Quincy, Arrancar- filled the seats in the room. Friends took this as an opportunity to chat with each other while some cursed in disdain as they tried to refrain from starting an outright war; granted the fact that their mortal enemy was bound to be in the same room. Suddenly, upbeat music began to blare from the high-tech speakers. The lights gradually gathered to shine on the closed curtains. A hush fell over the audience. The velvety red curtains pulled back to reveal a small lion plushie, not even a foot tall. He held a small microphone with one er- stuffed paw.

The lights focused on him. He spoke into the mike with an overly excited voice. "Hello ladies and gentleman! But more importantly, the ladies! My, my look at all the boo-"

The mod soul was cut off when a sudden bundle of green wrestled the mike out of his hands and knocked him unconscious. "Hi dere everybody! Ooh, dis stick thingy makes Nel's voice loud!" Nel Tu Odelschwanck promptly began shrieking into the microphone. The audience covered their ears in agony. However, two certain masked arrancars began dancing to her 'singing'. They shouted words of encouragement.

Her shout was loud enough to waken Kon, who immediately brought his arms up to cover his ears. He snapped up.

"I can't work with this! You expect me to host the show with her?" He asked incredulously. "I demand a different person! Preferably a woman with triple D's!" He stomped a squishy foot as he threw his tantrum. But instead of a large breasted co-host, he was brought another microphone by a fellow mod-soul, Noba. Kon wailed in anguish as he glared at Nel, who was slobbering over her own mike. "Tch, fine. I'll just do this thing on my own!" He brought the mike up to speak.

But Nel interrupted him yet again. "Anyway, let's git down ta biz-ness! This is da Bleach awards! We'll be announcin' a category for ya to vote on every chapter! Ya have at least a week to git your votes in!"

Kon shoved her aside. "You vote by leaving a review; so don't be afraid to do so! This week's category is-"

Nel jumped right in front of him. "Favorite Episode! Votin' starts right now so git to it!"

"I hate this job," Kon muttered as he sadly walked backstage as Nel skipped after him. The curtains fell on the stage.

Like Nel said, get to voting! This show depends on your votes so don't be afraid to! I'll be checking and tallying up the votes either this or next Friday. Suggestions and thoughts are also welcome. PM me if you have any questions. :)

Voting ends 3:00 EST every Friday. Results will be out the following Saturday.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything but the Bleach Awards.