This story is a different reality to Homer's The Iliad and The Odyssey
Characters… Odashiasu= Odysseus, Porifimasu-chan= Polyphemus (the Cyclops), Serushi= Circe, Peneropi= Penelope
My name is Odashiasu, or Odashiasu-senpai to some of my younger classmates. I go to school at Ithaca High. My best friends are sometimes referred to as my crew, since I act as their captain. I play varsity football and my number one enemy would be our rival school, the Troy Trojans. I have never told this to anyone, but my secret crush is Porifimasu-chan, the most beautiful girl you will ever see. In class, I sit to the far left, second from the back and right next to the window. Guess who sits behind me, sweet Porifimasu-chan!
Today is the first day of my second year at Ithaca High, although I have been here every day for a month due to my commitment to football. I got my seat at the typical anime protagonist's spot, with a very beautiful girl sitting right behind me. I then proceeded to make small talk with her, you know, the whole "Hi, how are you?" "What's your name?" kind of crap. I found out her name was Porifimasu, but that was about all the knowledge I acquired. The beautiful Porifimasu then buried her face in a new manga. I knew from the start that she was a tsundere, no doubt about it. It seems that I just run into them all the time, like my ex Serushi, who treated my friends like they were pigs. Anyway, when I got home, my Imouto Peneropi tackled me and was yelling, "Onii-chan, I love you!" Some people would kill for an Imouto, I would kill to get away from mine. That's about it for Odashiasu's adventures at the moment, but there will be more.