My Brother Waluigi
Wario: this is my brother
"Waluigi number one, in your face!"
Wario: He's… well a klutz
[A loud crash, follow by a bang] "I'm ok… ow ow ow"
Wario: my brother is… smart.
"So if I put this wire here and this one here… [BOOM!] Oops Wario powers out again!"
Wario: he has temper tantrums
"You can't tell me what to do you tub of lard lumps!"
Wario: he has a soft spot for animals
"But Wario, you just killed their mother, we have to take care of the ducklings"
Wario: I'm the best brother in the world
[Waluigi hugs Wario, both arms and legs wrapped around him]. "You're the best brother in the world!"
Wario: he hates me
"How could you do this to me, I hate you!"
Wario: he loves me
"Wha ha, that's why I love ya lard lumps"
Wario: he's sometimes sensitive
"I'm sorry I couldn't fix your favorite cup", [sniffles, frowns]
Wario: he's tough.
"Wa wa! Get this devil fish off-a my toe-o!"
Wario: Well sometimes
"Hand over the chest Syrup, I'm not afraid to hit a pirate!"
Wario: he's funny
"Hey Wario I'm Mr. Eyeballs running from a boo Ahh help me! Wha ha ha"
Wario: he compliments me.
"You smell like a sick cat that vomits from eating a sick rat, which ate a sick dogs vomit who…"
Wario: he is a bad liar.
"Did you eat my cake Walu?" (Waluigi has cake on his face) "Uh no?"
Wario: a cheater
"Waluigi never cheats!" (Cards falls out his sleeves) "Except for today, heh heh"
Wario: he would giggle like a school girl.
"Hahahah this is going to be the best prank ever!"
Wario: caring (to those ugly plants)
"There you go girl, good as new" (piranha plant licks him)
Wario: he's my best friend.
"Hey Wario look who got tickets for a vacation on a private island!"
Wario: he's gullible
"This is some getaway." "The man said, it was a beautiful deserted island" "More like duck infested" "Curses!" "Duck soup for lunch" "Awww"
Wario: but all in all he's still my, snot nosed, sometime spoiled brat of a brother. I've raised him, fed him, and nursed him back to health when he was sick. I do this without wanting anything in return. I know greedy Wario wants no pay for doing a good deed wa ha! Only for my brother. And no matter what I love him. (You tell him that I'll smash your brains in)
[Crash, bang!] "Uh oh"
Wario: What was that?
"Nothing, I didn't break your trophy shelf- Du-oh!"
Wario: Grr, if you would excuse me I to "teach" Waluigi not to play tennis in the house.
"What did I saw about tennis in the house!"
"Wa, I said sorry lard lumps!"