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GYRAX Presents…
Love Hina Daioh
The Hinata Sou is a lavish all-girls' apartment complex; it used to be an inn until the former landlord moved out and made it a girls' dorm.
Five tenants; Yomi, Tomo-chan, Osaka, Sakaki, and Chiyo-chan, are having the time of their lives in the house's hot springs, despite extreme water temperatures.
Osaka turns to Sakaki. "You know about the song 'When Irish Eyes are Smiling'? Eyes can't smile, can they? You could always close your eyes to make them curve like a smile, but it'll just look like you're sleeping."
Suddenly, the door to the hot springs bursts wide open, and in came Mr. Kimura. "HELLO LADIES! MIND IF I JOIN YOU…"
POW! Tomo-chan's monster kick sends him straight to the upper mesosphere.
From a teahouse nearby the Hinata Sou, Miss Kurosawa puts a cigarette in her mouth… and then she spits it back out and coughs wildly.
Miss Yukari turns to her. "Wow. Those things really are bad for you."
Later, in Texas, something hits a farmland near San Antonio, or something. A random Texan guy walks up to a crater and sees Kimura lying in there with his body twitching. "Hey! It looks like one of them there Pokemons! I'm gonna take it home and put it on my mantle!" Indeed he does.
That's it! That's all of it. Sorry if it was short, but that's why the Azumanga cast could never be able to re-enact Love Hina.
-GYRAX