A/N: I DON'T OWN NARUTO~!
I'M TRYING SOMETHING NEW...I WAS INSPIRED BY A YOUTUBER BY THE NAME OF KPOPCHONNY AND YEAH I KNOW...WHAT COULD BE INSPIRING ABOUT DIS DUMB ASH!? IT WAS A PARODY OF A K-DRAMA, SO YEAH...WISH ME LUCK! **And Hinata's personality will be from Road to Ninja...so she'll be a bit OOC. Should I have Menma and Naruto be twin brothers?! ^-^
I pedaled my bicycle down the street rushing to get to school. "Shit, I'm going to be late! Stupid alarm clock, stupid Hiashi-father whatever he wants me to call him for moving us out to a ginormous mansion in the middle of NOWHERE and enrolling me to a school FORTY-FIVE MINUTES AWAY from home!STUPID CHEAP SKATE FOR NOT BUYING ME A DAMN CAR! RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD AND HIS DAUGHTER HAS TO RIDE A BIKE! Paparazzi's gonna have this all over the media" I thought, pissed off. Then I saw little flashes from bushes to trees and alleys. A car whizzed behind me with loud music blasting through its speakers and honked at me. I signaled for him or her to go ahead, but whoever it was they continued to honk at me. "ASSHOLE!" I yelled and turned down a small alleyway packed with stores and apartments and held onto my bike for dear life. I turned onto a flight of stairs full of people and was losing control over my bike. I shouted for the bystanders and citizens in my way to move. My tires popped and I hit a curb sending me flying into someone's front yard, landing on my butt.
"Hey! Get off my lawn!" An old man hit me with his cane and pushed me onto the sidewalk. "OLD GEEZER!" I yelled. I searched for my bike but I couldn't find it! Good thing I had my backpack on, but my uniform was ruined and it was the first day of school! I ran into a liquor store and asked for the bathroom. The lady at the cash register pointed to the corner of the store while reading her People Magazine. "Whooa. Kim Kardash' married Kanye, psh I knew it." I heard the lady by the name of Anko say to herself. I planted myself in front of the dirty bathroom mirror and tried to fix my hair. I was a mess! I pulled out my emergency make-up kit and my extra school uniform. I applied my mascara. eyeliner and a little bit of lavender eye shadow and light pink lip gloss. Brushing my hair into a ponytail, someone banged on the door. "Hurry up in there! It's been 6 minutes!" "Oh shut up! Stupid bitch." I yelled. I dressed into my school uniform, a white dress shirt with a black and blue blazer with the patch that had the kanji of 'Konoha' and a black and blue plaid pleated skirt that reached mid-thigh. I wore my white knee-high socks and my black lace-up flats and the uniform came with a light blue bow tie. "I look alright" As I looked at myself in the mirror. I packed my stuff and ran out of the bathroom, ignoring Anko's screaming.
I caught a taxi and told the driver 'Kakashi' to step on it, right after I told him I attend Konohagakure High. he drove like a bat out of hell! I was at school in no time and I was 5 minutes early. "Sweet. Twenty minutes to spare." I checked my phone and received a phonecall from...oh looky here it's that moron, Kyarii Tokuwa.
"What?" I asked in an impatient tone.
"W-Where are you?"
"What do you mean where am I? I told you to meet me at the front gate!" I yelled. she gets on my nerves cause I always have to look out for her.
"I AM at the f-front gate." I turn around and see her by a cherry blossom tree. Kyarii Tokuwa, my best friend ever since elementary school. She was a normal sized girl with a big chest(not as BIG as mine) and slightly curvy. She has messy layered cobalt hair that ends at the nape of her neck, but today it looks like she copied a 'Korean Wavy Hair' Tutorial. Kyarii had light blue eyes that were defined by dark blue eyeliner and purple mascara which then gave her a cute anime girl look. She also had a pale complexion and rosy cheeks and plump pink lips. She stutters...not as much as she used to but it's better than before...WAAAY BETTER. She wore the same uniform as me but with black thigh-high socks and blue lace-up flats and she had a pink 'Girls' Generation' messenger bag.
"I see you, you dumb ass. Stay right-why are you wearing make-up!?"
"M-My mother t-took me to a hair and make-up salon."
"*sighs* Whatever,and no I'm not mad. Stay right there!"I hung up and walked towards her. She turns and smiles at me. I finally reach her and slap her upside the head.
"OWO! I t-thought you weren't mad!" She asked looking up at me.
"That's for WORRYING me and now you call! Do you know what shit I just went through to get here!?" I screamed in her face.
"I dunno...m-must've been really bad because you're swearing." I rolled my eyes.
"And you obviously haven't gotten used to me being around. Stop stuttering! It's annoying!" I knock her on top of her head and she holds her head with both hands. She giggled and I smirked as a tousled her hair.
"You're so m-mean Hinata-san." She giggled.
"Kyarii! Don't walk backward-" Too late. She bumped her face into a guy's chest and he looked very intimidating. To kyarii he was, not to me, he looked like a pale vampire with a duck's ass on his head, like one of those vampires from that gay ass movie, I think it was called MoonLight? No! Twilight! He looked sick and gay, coming to school in a tight uniform and a half buttoned shirt. His black eyes glared at Kyarii and his lips turned from a smirk to a scowl within seconds.
"Get out of my way." He hissed. I watched as Kyarii blushed and ran behind me. His eyes followed her and met my eyes. His gaze was getting more intense as the seconds went by. He squinted at me and scowled even more. I frowned and we continued our stare-down.
"HEY! TEME! We've been looking ALL over for you!" A blonde fool and a black haired fool tackled this jerk face to the ground. I grabbed Kyarii's wrist and ran to the nearest classroom. I slammed the door with my back and slid down to the ground. Kyarii was panting. The room was dark and the only light available was from the windows, I could see a bunch of desks and a couch but that was it.
"C-Could y-you warn me when y-you're going to d-drag me?!" She sighed and ran a hand through her hair.
"Uhh...are you two here for the Konoha Host Club sign-ups? Because only you could join. It's Boys' Only." The lights flicked on and a guy with short spiky black hair was talking to us, and I realized he was gesturing to Kyarii. I looked at Kyarii and she was as red as a tomato. I looked around the rest of the room and there were six other boys in the same uniform as the guy who spoke to us. two had orange hair and looked like twins, there was a tall blonde, a tall brunette with glasses, and two short boys. One who was blonde with a stuffed bunny and the other a brunette. So total of 2 red heads, 2 blondes, 2 brunettes and one guy with black hair. So a total of 7 boys. That short brunette looks like a...
"Hey you're a girl." I pointed to the short brunette. He/She blushed and hid her face in her hands.
"How'd you know?!" They all demanded.
"I didn't. You just told me. And this one right here," I grabbed Kyraii,"It's a girl. She has a girls' uniform on. Duh?" They all blushed.
"So, what are you outcastic dweebs doing in here? Entertaining each other?" Again they blushed.
"We're a Host Club. That is what we do afterall." The guy with glasses pointed out.
"Touche. So who are you guys? Don't say 'We're the Host Club of Konohagakure High'." They looked at each other puzzled and gazed back at us.
"Fine, might as well. First of all, I am Haruhi Fujioka. This is Tamaki Suoh, founder and president of the Host Club," The tall blonde smiled at me and Kyarii," Kyoya Otori," The guy with glasses bowed and gave us a smile,"Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin," The red heads grinned at us and winked at Kyarii causing her to blush,"Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka,"The little blonde came up to Kyarii and gave her a big hug and let her hold his pink bunny," And lastly, Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka." Takashi smirked and folded his arms while leaning against the wall."So now that we've introduced ourselves to you, who are you?" Kyarii hid behind the bunny and Mitsukuni slowly peeked at Kyarii by taking his bunny from her hands. She blushed and hid behind her hands, and Mitsukuni removed her hands from her face. She giggled and scooped him in her arms.
"Hinata-chan he's so CUTE!" She squealed and kissed the said boy on the cheek, making him blush. Urgghh...she's getting annoying. Wait...
"Kyarii you didn't stutter!" I screamed.
"Can you answer the question already!?" Takashi must've gotten annoyed as well...prick.
"Fine, stupid asswipe. My name is Hinata Hyuuga and this is my dear friend that you thought was a boy, Kyarii Tokuwa. We came in here because we just got away from a duckass prick-"
"Sasuke Uchiha."
"Huh?" I asked, wtf he talking about!
"His name is Sasuke Uchiha." I scowled.
"I don't want to know his name."
"So since we've been introduced to each other would you like to join and become a Host or become a Client-" I interrupted Tamaki, leaving him to sulk in the corner.
"And neither did I want to know all of your names, so if you'll excuse us we'll be leaving. Kyarii let's go." Kyarii stopped giggling and pulling the poor boy's cheeks and pouted.
"What!? But...fine. Bye Mitsukuni-kun~!" She kissed his cheek and skipped out the door. I followed her and rolled my eyes.'Typical.'
We walked out of the classroom and froze when we saw Sasuke walking to us. I turned around and saw Takashi and Mitsukuni coming towards us.
"Kyarii-chan~!" Mitsukuni ran up to her and hugged her. Takashi followed and smiled warmly at Kyarii and held up her bag.
"This yours?" She blushed and smiled. "Thank you Takashi-san." "You can just call me Mori." He smirked and Kyarii smiled back at him. Mori and Honey left and waved at Kyarii and she smiled and waved back.
I was stuck looking at this douche bag as he approached Kyarii and me.
"You! What's your name." He demanded.
"Who's asking?" I asked. I was about to sass this son of a biatch!
"I am. What's your name." I smirked.
"Hyuuga Hinata." He looked at Kyarii and she squinted up at him. Then surprising me, she stuck her tongue out at him and blew a raspberry.
"What's your name?" He asked.
"Kyarii Tokuwa." He nodded , dug his hands in his pockets and strolled away from us.
We stared at each other.
"WHAT THE FUC-*BRIIIIIIING BRIIIIIIIING*' The bell rang for Homeroom.
Please tell me what you think of it? BAD, GOOD, AWESOME...i don't care for harsh criticism just tell me if i should continue or delete it 4 LYFE!
And if I got some of the characters from Ouran Highschool Host Club wrong or anything please correct me and i'll fix it!
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-ByakurenLolita