Yes, boredom is a wonderous thing children. That is how you were born, in fact! lol ~w~

Just a small drabble again. Sorry for no plot...again!

DISCLAIMER: NOT MINE D:

"How did we end up like this again?" the brunette asked, flinging a shoe at the wall only a few feet in front of him. It was a pretty tight place, being in a closet and all, so the shoe managed to bounce back at his face. How unfortunate that he couldn't duck a shoe but Bush could! Damn.

Misaki glared at the wall, then his shoe, and rubbed the bump on his forehead, not at all noticing the evilly smiling seme behind him.

"I believe Aikawa locked me in here for not finishing my manuscript on time…again…and you tried to stop her, and she accidentally pushed you in…by the way, I DID NOT pay her to do that…just so you know…," Akihiko answered slowly, swiftly putting away his check book in his back pocket.

The teen sighed, not catching on to what Usagi was saying, and poorly hiding. He suddenly remembered something.

He had a phone!

He could call senpai and ask him to come and get him out of this sweaty hell hole. (The closet felt very upset. It could READ MINDS a.a)

He got out his cell phone and opened it, lighting up the dark room. Usagi noticed it and made a dive to grab it. NO! It would ruin his plans to seduce his little lover!

The silver haired male managed to quickly steal it and hide it away behind a broom. (Note: brooms are very skinny, therefore, not a good hiding spot.) Misaki twitched and glared at Usagi.

"Why…did you put my phone…behind a broom?"

"Hm? What broom? All I see is your lovely ass-," he got a pointed look, "ass…ass…ignment! Yeah, your lovely assignment for Kamijou! I must say, you're doing much better!"

Misaki groaned in annoyance, closed his eyes, and just lay back down on his back. Bad idea.

When he opened his eyes again, Usagi was on top of him on all fours, grinning down at him like a cheetah closing in on its prey.

Or a "perverted old man" needing to fill up on "Misaki."

Yeah, let's go with that.

The teen instantly tried to sit up but was stopped by two hands at his hips. Why were those hands always up to no good!?

Writing BL novels, grabbing him, fondling him…wait! No, he was NOT going there.

Wait…he WAS already there.

Usagi had somehow managed to take Misaki's shirt off while he silently thought of those hands and was now kissing him. The brunette suddenly started getting into it but was interrupted by a white light.

He figured it was because of Usagi's expert hands on him but was sadly mistaken when he heard a booming voice yell,

"USAMI-SENSEI!"

Both men looked up to see a red headed woman glaring at mostly the man on top.

"YOU ARE NOT AVOIDING YOU'RE MANUSCRIPT ANYMORE! YOU HAVE A DEAD LINE!!" she yelled, dragging the madly resisting author to go off and do his job.

"Hmm…" the teen was sourly disappointed but quickly shook his head, reminding himself to NOT be disappointed. He wasn't supposed to like hot sexy authors in the first place!

But that thought vanished into the next season of the show…