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I'm Hyoudou Issei, a 2nd year at Kuou Academy. And another thing, I'm a devil. You might be saying "What? You're fucking insane. Devils are just fictional." That's something along the lines of what I would be saying not too long ago. But now, things are different. If you want proof, just ask one one with the crimson hair. Well, I guess you can't, considering the things that have happened a few days ago.

My friends and I were doing a "Rating Game", for the sake of her. Yes her, the Crimson haired lady. Rias Gremory. She is my master, and I am her servant devil. Anyways, the rating game is a way for High class devils to show off their servants. But the one I was in, wasn't for that. We were fighting for the freedom of Rias-Buchou.

She was engaged to Raiser Phoenix, heir to the House of Phoenix. But Rias-Buchou didn't want to marry Raiser, for obvious reasons, so it was settled in a Rating Game. I trained so much, tried so hard, but in the end, it just wasn't enough. We lost…so that meant that Rias-Buchou was forced to marry Raiser! I can't stand the thought of it! It sickens me...

The next day

It was a gloomy day at the old school building, as I was talking to my comrades who look very depressed, almost as much as I am…

"Kiba, we need to do something about this!" Kiba is the only other guy here, but because all the other girls at Kuou Academy love him so much, I have no choice but to hate him.

"Issei-kun, we can't. Raiser is too strong for us."

"I don't care how strong he is! We can't just sit here and let him steal Buchou's virginity!"

"Issei-san, this is the first time I can agree with you." Koneko! She usually hates me for being lecherous, so this is not a usual occurrence.

"We need to come up with a plan. Are you going to help or not, Prince Charming?! "

"Well, if it's for Buchou, then definitely. She gave me another chance for a good life, so the only thing I can do is repay her." That's the answer I was looking for! We can do this, the only problem is Buchou's location.

"I've never been to the underworld though, will I even be allowed to go?"

"I'm actually not too sure...but we could ask Akeno-san." Oh yeah! Akeno-san could help us!

"I'm calling her right now…" Wow, that's helpful, will be great! We'll get Buchou back and everything will be normal again. Ahhh, I guess maybe I took the situation before for granted. Buchou has been spoiling me so much, and I think with her gone, I'll go through oppai withdrawal. No, I can't let Buchou be taken from us like that!

"Akeno-senpai said that it would be illegal for Issei to go to the underworld." What? I can't get to Buchou?!

"That's total bullshit! I have to find Buchou, even if it means breaking the laws of the underworld!"

"Issei-kun. The only way you can legally go to the underworld is if Buchou goes with you the manual way."

"I know that Kiba! But how easy would it be to get her here? We need to take down Raiser so we can get Buchou back!"

"Are you willing to take the risk of being locked up in an underworld prison for 300 years?"

"Yes."

"Geez Issei-kun… fine. Let's get Buchou."

"But we won't be able to beat Raiser without a plan, Issei-senpai." Yeah. We'll get our asses handed to us if the three of us try to face him normally.

"Wait. Why can't Akeno-san help us?"

"She said that she has to stay with Buchou for a while."

"Ise-kun! Koneko-chan! I know what to do!" What's Kiba talking about?

"What is it, Kiba?"

"Koneko-chan, I think you know about this, so I only have to tell it to you, Issei-kun. After Buchou made me into her servant, I had a master. Souji-sensei. He taught me everything I know."

Kiba had a master?! No wonder he's so skilled with swords.

"He's extremely powerful. Way more powerful than Raiser." What kind of guy is this?! He's probably like a final boss, or something.

"He's also in the peerage of Sirzechs-sama." Wow! So he's that strong.

"Yuuto-senpai, do you think he'll actually help us?

"I don't know, Koneko-chan. But I think we should try. Besides, I think i might know how to contact him."

""How?"" I guess Koneko-chan and I were thinking the same thing!

"I know where he lives in the underworld."

"Ok, so we just need to find him and get him to help us out!"

"Issei-kun, it won't be that easy. He lives in the Gremory Palace, with Sirzechs-sama." Ok well that could be a problem!

"Is Sirzechs-sama going to let us even talk to him?"

"I'm not sure But I am sure about one thing, we need Buchou back!"

"Hell yeah we do!" What's wrong with Koneko-chan? Is she crying?

"Koneko-chan, what's wrong?"

"If only I stayed longer during the Rating Game, then maybe this wouldn't be happening!" This is the first time I've seen Koneko-chan show so much emotion!

"There was nothing we could've done, Koneko-chan. He's immortal, so it wouldn't make a diff-"

"That's not true, Kiba-senpai! I could've protected Asia-san, and we could've beaten Raiser and his Queen!"

"You got surprised by the Queen. There's not too much you can do about that. Besides, if it makes you feel any better, the Queen also took down Akeno-san and Asia-san."

"I know that, Issei-senpai. I'm sorry."

"You don't have to be sorry."

"Now that we're ready, let's go to the underworld!"

"Hold on, Issei-senpai. It may take Kiba-senpai and I a while to get a nice magic circle going." Oh shit! That's right! Akeno-san usually makes the magic circles.

"Issei-kun, to make the magic circle go to the Gremory Palace, we need to imagine it. I forgot what it looks like, but I think there are some pictures of it around here..." Kiba went off to look for pictures of the Gremory Palace. Hurry, Prince Charming! We need to save Buchou, and fast!

Koneko-chan and I waited, and waited.

2 hours later…

"I found one!" Fucking finally! Koneko-chan and I have been waiting for so long!

"OK Prince Charming, so can we finally make the magic circle?!"

"Don't get ahead of yourself, Mr. Lech." Kiba said that as he winked at me. The bastard!

"Now, Koneko-chan, if we think of this building here…" Kiba showed Koneko the picture of the Gremory Palace.

"Got it." Koneko-chan put on her usual serious face. "Issei-senpai, please join us in the magic circle." I stepped forward as she called me.

"The last time I tried to teleport it didn't work though, so will it work now?"

"If it doesn't, then I'll just have to carry you, Issei-senpai." That's not embarrassing or anything! Having a small girl carry me into the underworld. I never thought that's how I'd live my life...